RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: \"The NEW seymour\"

"Excuse me" said a voice over the bar. Efof turned to see a tall man, someone new to the ship."Hello, my names Brian Pashkevich and I'm new".
"New here huh?" came a voice from next to where Brian stood at the bar, he turned to see where the voice was coming from, his eyes landing on a woman sat on a stool, a few feet away, sipping from a Smirnoff Ice.
"Well...that Is what I just said yeah!" He replied, "I'm Brian, in case you missed me saying that part too!"
"Rio" replied Rio "Rio Lomaz, what section you in?"
"To be honest" said  Pashkevich "I'm not sure?!"
"What do you mean not sure?!" Rio said, surprised, "Everyone knows what department they work in! Me, I'm navigation! So's Efof..when he's not pint pulling that is!"
Efof looked up and poured Rio another free drink on the sly, as he did with all his Nav department co-workers.
"Well....it's like this, I was applying for job's on Luna station...I kinda got lost and ended up on this ship!" he stopped for a few minutes to order a drink "
"Then" he continued "I stopped to ask someone for directions to the job centre...and he thrust a uniform in my hands and told the computer I was a new crewman!"
"Holly?!" asked Rio "What job did you have Brian lined up for?!"
"I don't bloody know!" replied Holly "You expect me to remember everyone?!"
"As a computer with an IQ of 6,000 YES!"
"Well what does he WANT to do?!"
 
 
<there ya go Brian, hope that helps tag away!>

-----Original Message-----From: Brian [mailto:brian_pashkevich@...]Sent: 16 October 2004 19:23To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: "The NEW seymour"Who: Efof Yuwan'KarWhere: Blue DwarfWhen: After dropping the excitable Seymour off on K2Efof flew the Starbug into the Blue Dwarf's shuttlebay and caught a lift to the promenade. Parrotts bar was open again and they needed extra barmen.Efof waltzed in and checked the place out. As it had been fully rebilit and refurnished after the explosion, he expected it to look new and spangly. But instead it still looked like the same old dirty pub."How do you get this place to keep looking exactly the same everytime it's rebuilt?" He asked the bar owner Owen Numan."It's the style, rustic!" Said Numan, making up an excuse for the shoddy look of his bar.Efof got out his English dictionary, which he's been making notes in, and Ffionion translations as there were still so many new English words he didn't understand. "Ah rustic, old and …oh here's a note that Dean put in for me…'like a shithouse', well I guess that explains this place, the toilets are rarely cleaned out."Owen Numan looked unimpressed. He threw him a teacloth. "Just wipe these glasses smart-ass, then you can set-too cleaning the toilets if they're not up to bloody Ffionian standards!""Actually on Ffion, we don;'t use toilets, we have these vacuum cleaners-""I don't care, get to work!"Efof absent mindedly set to work, he cleaned cocktail pitchers with his bottom two hands while he juggled glasses with his top two."Excuse me" said a voice over the bar. Efof turned to see a tall man, someone new to the ship."Hello, my names Brian Pashkevich and I'm new"....Protecting the universe from the scum of the Earth...www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-View the Blue Dwarf guide to the galaxy!Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related!