Re: \"The NEW seymour\"

Who: Efof Yuwan'Kar
Where: Blue Dwarf
When: After dropping the excitable Seymour off on K2
Efof flew the Starbug into the Blue Dwarf's shuttlebay and caught a
lift to
the promenade. Parrotts bar was open again and they needed extra
barmen.
Efof waltzed in and checked the place out. As it had been fully
rebilit
and
refurnished after the explosion, he expected it to look new and
spangly. But
instead it still looked like the same old dirty pub.
"How do you get this place to keep looking exactly the same
everytime
it's
rebuilt?" He asked the bar owner Owen Numan.
"It's the style, rustic!" Said Numan, making up an excuse for the
shoddy
look of his bar.
Efof got out his English dictionary, which he's been making notes
in,
and
Ffionion translations as there were still so many new English words
he
didn't understand. "Ah rustic, old and …oh here's a note that Dean
put
in
for me…'like a shithouse', well I guess that explains this place,
the
toilets are rarely cleaned out."
Owen Numan looked unimpressed. He threw him a teacloth. "Just wipe
these
glasses smart-ass, then you can set-too cleaning the toilets if
they're
not
up to bloody Ffionian standards!"
"Actually on Ffion, we don;'t use toilets, we have these vacuum
cleaners-"
"I don't care, get to work!"
Efof absent mindedly set to work, he cleaned cocktail pitchers with
his
bottom two hands while he juggled glasses with his top two.
"Excuse me" said a voice over the bar. Efof turned to see a tall
man,
someone new to the ship.
"Hello, my names Brian Pashkevich and I'm new".