Go on...do that thing with the cucumber and the ping pong ball...

Who : Dean, Jay and Phil
Where : The Family Febuggure residence, London, Earth
When : After a quick kebab
"Guy's there's sometng i need to tell you about my parents..." said
Phil, finishing off his donner.
"Whats that?" asked Jay.
"Well my father..His generally likes to go by his professional name.
He borrowed from a bugger in the 20th centrury..Still it did him
good"
"Is he rich then?" asked Dean, walking slowye up to the door and
ringing the bell.
"Well, he makes enough money to open even Keto's legs...."
"Wow..explains where you got your dosh from...but what about your
mnmgnmgnmhgmhgmhg...."
It should be pointed out at this point that the door was opened by
one of THE most gorgoes women Dena had ever seen. Long blond hair,
nicely tanned skin(you get the idea)
"Hello Phililp nice of you to finley drop by after all these years.."
Dean mumbled out the corner of his mouth "Dude..you have a gorgoes
sister.."
"Dean...thats my mother"
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