New York New York! It's a hell of a town!!!!....to get turned away

Who:- Jay, Phil, Dean
Where:- Manhattan, New York.
When:- A few hours after Phil's security meeting
"So..." said Phil looking up at Jay as they walked along through Times
Square. "You sure Alota doesn't mind?!"
"Nah" said Jay "It's Saturday, besides shes visiting her family in Florida
and...her parents and I...we...don't get on"
"Bummer!" said Phil
"Not really" said Jay "It means I get to go out drinkin!"
"What about you Phil?!" Dean asked "Tara doesn't mind?!"
"Tara....doesn't know..."
"She doesn't know?!" Dean asked, stepping back as a typical New-Yorker
hurried past him and down the steps of the Subway.
"Are you insane Phil?!" Jay asked "You haven't told her you're coming on a
drinking spree?!!"
"No..see I'm taking this new initiative...my own, independant man of the
world kinda thing, where I do my own thing whether she likes it or not!"
"Yeah good luck with that,...." Jay muttered
"Jay, just 'cos your petrified of your wife doesn't mean I'm scared of
mine!"
"But you are though right?!"
"Terrified, think I should call her?!"
"Nah..." said Dean "C'mon were at the first bar!"
The plan was, the trio would have a few drinks in North America, namely New
York, hop on the shuttle-bus to India, it's only a five minute trip, Jay
pointed out having flown it many a time, have a curry, proper indian style
where the chicken Madras nearly melted the chicken, then trek around Asia,
Africa, Australia, South America, and finally Europe stopping at a bar or
two in each continent before hopping on the shuttle-bus or the matter
transporter whichever was closest. Jay loved the 22nd century. It was
possible to embark on a round-the-world pub crawl in only a day, and stop
for a curry on the way.
"Sorry buddy!" said the bouncer at the Manhattan bar. "No kid's"
"What?! What kids? Where?!"
"Him!"
"Who?"
"HIM!" Jay and Dean funally realised he was pointing at Phil,
"He's 28!"
"Riiiiiight...then how come he looks 8?!"
"Listen.." said Phil "I'm the chief of security aboard a JMC vessel
currently in orbit, I had an..accident...that turned me into an eight year
old when I am in fact closer to 70,000 years old thanks to temporal
anomolies and I'd really appreicate it if you LET ME GET DRUNK!"
"Quite an imagination!" said the Bouncer "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
"Bloody hell.." said Phil "I've died, been ressurected, been satan,
superhuman and a diety of war...but I've never been turned away from a bar!"
"Sinful.." said Jay "YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOURE MESSING WITH BUDDY!" he shouted
back at the bouncer "DONT SMEG WITH THE SPACE CORP.!!" he turned back to
Phil "Right mate....we've gotta get you fixed!"
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