New members (page 2!)

Here are some more newbies:
--------MORE SECURITY-----------
Character Name: Stevie Black
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Nationality: english
Department: security
Job Title: Security Grunt
Player/NPC? active
Physical Appearance
6 foot 4. 265 pounds. Short spikey blonde hair. Well built. an
electronic right hand since his real hand was bitten off by a shark.
Personality and Interests
Stevie is the kinda guy who dont take no crap from anyone. His
childhood has brought him to be a tough strong guy. He enjoys playing
American football and Rugby or any other physical games. He likes
Wrestling and Karate and Judo and Kick boxing and all that stuff.
After taking Anger Managment classes he can now control his anger
pretty well. When he heard of blue dwarf he thought he could be of
some use. Maybe as some sucurity or something that keeps the ship
under control.
History
At a young age Stevies parents where sent to jail for a reason Stevie
has never known. Since then Stevie has learned how to protect
himself. His first job was a bouncer at a night club. He then went on
to Wrestling where he broke somebodys neck and where he beat someone
to an inch of his life. He was then fired from that job and he did
infact take anger managment classes which has helped him to calm down
but he is known for his unexpected assults.
--------------------
Character Name: Brian Pashkevich
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Nationality: Russian
Department: security
Job Title: Personal BodyGuard
Player/NPC? active
Physical Appearance
Brian is 6'1,about 126 Pounds,His Hair Color Is Blonde,Hes White,And
Has Muscles,Not Alot but still Has Muscles.
Personality and Interests
Brian has always been a big fan of writing and Building Weapons.He
enjoys Skateboarding, and can often be found down in Parrott's Bar
scribbling away on A Design For A New Gun.Brian gets on well with
others,If They Dont Get Him Angry....
History
Brian joined the JMC by Standing Out In The Croud Being Himself When
They Came Back For Suppies And Ammunition.It was then He Was accepted
into the JMC Blue Dwarf with open arms, eyes, minds, branches and
whatever else the misfit crew possesses...
Favourite Sayings
"Hmm" "When Life Gets You Down Remember The Finer Things In Life..O
Wait There Is None." "Um..Doctor Is It Wrong If I Feel Gay When My
Pants Are Around My Ankels And Your Thumb Is by My Back-Side... And
By The Way.. What Are You Doing With Your Thumb Back
Ther......AHHHHH!"
--------------NEW MEDICAL-----------
Character Name: kitty marsbar
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Nationality: Australian
Department: medical
Job Title: Doctor
Player/NPC? active
Physical Appearance
Kitty is 5' 3" has raven black hair and sparkling brown eyes.
Personality and Interests
Kitty has a great sense of humour. She loves animals and has a pet
cat, a dog, two hens and five goldfish.
History
Kitty recently applied to join the JMC and looks forward to
adventures with the crew. Kitty has worked at a hospital in Mars and
is looking for new challenges.
Favourite Sayings
Thats life! Lets have a muffin, I'm hungry!
----------------ENGINEERING---------
Character Name: Greg Miller
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Nationality: English
Department: engineering
Job Title: 10th Technician
Player/NPC? active
Physical Appearance
Tall, average build, indiscriminate missing right eye
Personality and Interests
Gardening, Growing Turnips, shooting things (except turnips.)
Generally a likeable personality. Occasionally lacks the ability to
spoll words currectly.
History
Born in to a rich family, he attended the renowned Orpington
Playgroup. Then he started school/college/university for 14 years;
leaving with a PHD in Engineering, several gardening lessons under
his belt and a GSC (Gold Swimming certificate) He bribed the teachers
(obviously.) Lost his right eye in a horrendous banner acciddent
whilst partaking in a large protest against repeats of 'Are You Being
Served' Obsessed with Gardening, especially growing Turnips.
Favourite Sayings
"It's that Robin Cooks fault.." "What do you mean I was supposed to
be dead last Thursday?" "Through my extensive research: Turnips hate
being called Arnold (but you probably new that)"
------------NEW SCIENCE----------------
Character Name: Gordon Ryan
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Nationality: British (Welsh)
Department: science
Job Title: Xenobiology Officer
Player/NPC? active
Physical Appearance
Ryan is a typical rugby player of a man. He stands at a staggering
6'2" and has the broadest shoulders around. His aeron blonde hair,
blue eyes, and tanned skin makes him a usual target by women. Despite
all this he still carries around with him a somewhat moderately large
spare tyre..
Personality and Interests
Gordon can be funny when the need arises (which is almost 24 hours a
day non-stop) and he can also be serious (to a certain extent.) He
enjoys taking a walk on the aboreetum and dreams of the time when he
can retire as an old man to central America and make a name for
himself as a cough medicine maker. Either that or a drunk..
History
Ryan had a quite turbulent childhood. He grew up in the most
inhospitable place imaginable to man.. Manchester. But having moved
from Manchester to a small welsh island off the welsh coast, Gordon's
life settled down and he got on with it as best as he could. At the
age of 21 he nearly lost his arm in a stupid car stunt that went
horribly wrong. Luckily for him, it was the man in the other car that
lost his arm..
Favourite Sayings
"Doo da da daaa!" "I Can hear it coming in the air!"
---CIVILLIANS/BUMS (people who probably shouldnt be here but I let in
anyway)----
Character Name: raveshaw
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Nationality: bumba-lumba
Department: civilian
Job Title: being a evil genius
Player/NPC? active
Physical Appearance
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, (5 hours later)....very,
very, very, very, very, very, very......(so long that we had to hire
a new....person to say very).......very, very,very,very.....(how
small can this guy be??!?!).......very small "() person".
Personality and Interests
He likes to smell his finger......and eat cheese......like rubbing
food in his and or your face.
History
This mans origin is that his ansestors were really really rea...
(strange dumb voice) I LIKE CHOCOLATE!!!!!! (@_@) as i was
saying.."ahem"....really short.
Favourite Sayings
CHOCOLATE AND POOP!WHATS THE DIFFERENCE MAN!?!?!?HAVE SOME PUDDING,
ITS MADE FRESH FROM MY "BUTTOX".;)
-----------------------
Character Name: The Green Tentacle
Gender: Unknown
Age: 22
Nationality: Fish
Department: civilian
Job Title: Bum
Player/NPC? active
Physical Appearance
It's green, and it's a tentacle, what else can be said about green
tentacles?!
Personality and Interests
A big fan of punk rock and space travel, the green tentacle has
always liked intergalactic life and leisure. Though not always easy
to understand, the green tentacle is always happy go lucky and
talkative! And also hungry.
History
It used to be an assistant to some doctor on earth, but those days
are behind it now. Traveling from the humble beginnings of a mansion
this tentacle has slimed it's way to glory and fortune aboard many
ships as both a donut boy and chinese laundry worker! What travels
and further excitement await?
Favourite Sayings
"Oomph!" "God, what a lovely liver paste!" "Waaaahhh I'm worthless!!
WORTHLESS!!" "I'm of a mind to make some
supergroovalisticprosifunkstication!!!" "Is that real plastic?"
----------------------------
Welcome to all the newbsies, I hope you have as much fun in this
group as I do! I hope everyone welcomes the newbies, I know there are
a lot all at once, but we do have a high drop-out rate from newbies,
so this should filter out the good ones, sink or swim!
-Onion/Ambassador Seymour Niples