RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Shove it up your rabbit hole!
It isn't the drug related as much as it is mind bending personal experience. An English teacher
of mine once spent six months teaching us how some nit-wited little girl eating shrumes and
drinking weird liquids is magnificent classical literature. She, on top of that, was a very bad
teacher and thought that September through June was one month: national excruciatingly bad
poetry month. During two years(which were those years that high schools in San Francisco
(1 spot for every 7 applicants) looked at our grades.) she gave one A grade for all of her
students. Between her and the fact that it's just not a good book I've gone mildly insane. I
still have the book it has been kicked, punched stabbed sawed scrapped stomped and spat
upon. But, I ramble on when I'm in a violent rage.
Note: this information applies to both Mulcahy and myself.
> ** Original Subject: RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Shove it up your rabbit hole!
> ** Original Sender: "Thomas Moss" >thomas.moss@...>
> ** Original Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2001 13:27:39 -0800
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> And what's wrong with drug-induced literature? Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is my
favourite film! (as you might have noticed..:-)
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> Sent: Monday, January 22, 2001 8:25 PM
> Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Shove it up your rabbit hole!
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> After dealing with the pixis(and forming their bodies into the delightful candy stix)
> Mulcahy and Zack had another part of the cargo bay to check. Here were the only solid
> hallucinations that had come out of Mulcahys illness. They came across a strange hole in
the
> floor, it's edges fizzleing with energy and it seemed to extend down even farther that the
ship
> itself would reach.
> "Zack, my hallucinations have crated an area outside of normal space, only way to
destroy it
> is to destroy them."
> "Is it safe to go down there?"
> "No....they are the most vile creatures in the universe, if we do destroy them, one of two
> things will happen either we will simply find ourselves standing on the floor where the hole
will
> have been or all matter down the hole will cease to exist. It's 50/50."
> "Alrite."
> "Cool!" Mulcahy said, as he grabbed Zack's arm and jumped down the hole.
>
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>
> After a few hours of falling and spinning the two finally came to rest inside of a cave.
They
> were surrounded by the characters of Alice in Wonderland.
> The queen of hearts yelled: "Off with their heads!"
> Mulcahy and Zack would no soon let this happen.
> "Cover me, this is personal!" Mulcahy shouted over his shoulder, and he charged into
battle
> "You call these things vile?"
> "Hell yes!..........Now, Queenie I have a better idea: Off with your head!!!!!!"
> With that, Mulcahy pulled out something he had prepared after the battle of the pixis; a
> circular saw blade, coated with ointment. It streaked through the air and clattered to the
> floor, after having passed completely through the queen's neck.
> Zack landed a good shot, destroying one character, all that was left was an over-sized
top
> hat. The fighting waged on, until the only hallucination left was Alice. The two halted not
> sure as to wether or not to shoot her. Mulcahy stepped forward,
> "Sorry about the mess, here .. compensation." he handed her a small test tube marked
drink
> me. Alice, being the the twit that she was drank it. After a few second, her head
exploded
> and the two real people were returned no normal space.
>
> OCC- If you notice that Mulcahy has a problem with Alice in Wonderland, well he does,
> come to think of it so do I.
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