JP: Decontaminating Sofas, and other joys of moving house
This A JP between Chris Harris and Chris aka, Chris Harris and Deano
Respectively.
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when he came to
rest outside a door saying "Dean Thomas, Pilot and Deputy Chief Navigation
officer, JMC Blue Dwarf"
He stood there for a while, hoping that Dean wasn't in, and that he was out
and about, he could be back anytime soon.....
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Unfortunately Dean wasn't out. Or at least. Not right then. What actually
happened was Dean walked out of his quarters straight into the hovering
loiterer.
"Oi! What you doing?" asked Dean, as they lay on the ground, before picking
himself up.
"Erm...Listen Dean, do you er... Do you have a spare bed, because Callum
crashed the enterprise into my quarters" said Chris angrily.
Dean raised an eyebrow. I've got a metal couch. If you have some bedding I
guess you can use that. Though the last person who used that sofa for
anything was Mini Phil so I warn you beforehand. I'm not liable for any
damages to you or our property that come from touching that sofa."
"Thanks. It's nice to know you care." said Chris.
"Anytime." said Dean. "Who's up for getting Jay, Phil and rest of the gang
together and we go and get absolutely blasted in Parrotts. Or did that get
totalled too?"
"It got totalled as well im afraid, i know only too well, it got totalled
while I was in it!" said Chris as he frowned at the though of his light-bee
being buried under the rubble of parrots, "i'm not in a great mood, but
maybe we could invite everybody here and get blasted?" he enquired.
"Dude. We can't have a house party in here. As I say, the sofa's not
decontaminated. How about we just party on in the rubble of Parrotts? We've
done it before."
"Erm, what about those of you that need an oxygen and nitrogen basic
atmosphere to live, might be a tad hard to breathe" Said Chris, a confused
look on his face.
"Oh. Right." said Dean. "That badly totalled....Ok, party's off. I need to
work on the Raven anyhow. Right, bung your stuff on the sofa and then do
what you want."
"Party wouldn't have been much good anyway, all the alcohol i've managed to
find and drink has been Archers Aqua!" Chuckled Chris, "Mind if i join you?"
"Well. It depends. having never eally spoken to you before, I have no idea
what department you're even in." admitted Dean. "But, sure, why not? Can't
do any more harm then me fiddling about with it". "Actually, can you do me a
favour? I need to ask Phil about who pays for the decontamination of my
sofa/your bed. Actually no, I don't need to find him, you're the one who's
sleeping on it."
"Right, ok, thanks dude, it's nice to know someone cares!" Said Chris
"No bother dude"
"i need to look for Phil anyway"
And with that, Chris turned on his heel and walked the length of the
corridor without looking back, he would have, but he was too busy smiling.
But he was a little worried about the sofa. "Right, off to find Phil...."
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