Back in stride

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activated and set his pocket smouldering, took a look around and
sighed.
'Its gonna be one of those days... i can tell'
He looked around and headed towards the nearest door on the pirate
ship.
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To the casual observer, all was well on the pirate ship.... ok-ok,
alls as well as can be with Chris and Jack running rapant onboard in
a sober rage, killing and slaughtering in a melange of ways that
would make even Hannibal wince. Anyway, for now, we shant concentrate
on those two, were a few floors up, where, if you listen carefully,
you can hear the familiar sound of size 11 Airwalk trainers pounding
a metallic floor, followed shortly by a ch-chick sound, and then the
splatter of machine gun fire that seems to follow the running man
around.
Keats was in his element. Following him were 4 pirates who had
carefully avoided the origianl onslaught and now, faced by a single,
lightly armed person who turned white when trhey saw him decided that
there testicles would once again desend from there bodies and
vengence was called for.
A prisoner who had managed to escape in the confusion was sipping
coffee in a dark room, his name isnt important. He wasnt a
particulary good listener, in fact thats how hed bee captured, but he
DID here the machine gun fire and he DEFIANTLY heard the door crash
open, a person stumble through, falling as another bullet struck his
back and launched himself into a vent in the opposite wall, all the
time saying the same thing over and over.
"Ohhhshitohshitohshitimgonnadieahhhhhohshitimgonnadieahhhh!"
Keats threw himself through a door, and once again said a prayer to
Apostle-Core, the creators of his Int-Armour jacket as a bullet hit
the Composite Ferrous-Fiberous armour plating and knocked him to the
ground. As he fell he was only midly aware of a short man wearing
glasses sitting against a wall drinking coffee. He was more
interested in the opposite wall which contained a nice, large un-
imaginative ventilatuion shaft, which he broke through and slid down
head first.
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"Oh my god, he has a gun" paniced the second pirate "wait a miniute,
we have guns too!"
"Shoot them you smeghead!!!" shouted Chris and Jack together. CK
fired off an entire magazine killing the pirates.
"Smeg, now i've got blood smeared on my jacket.
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Jacks hightend senses pricked.
"You two, quiet! NOW!" Chris and Callum did so.
Jack concentrated, eyes closed, chuckeld to himself and took a step
back away from Callum.
"What is it? do i got BO or something...." He sniffed his armpits and
heard something from behind him. It started off quite quiet...
sounding like an;
"ye-arghhhhhhhh" kinda sound.
He listend closer, it started to take more form.
"Ye-argghhhhhhhhhhhimgonnadie!!!"
He didnt have to listen as close now as it was quite audible, and was
a relativley clear;
"ye-arghhhhgetouttamywaywhoeversdownthereeeeee!!!"
The ceiling vent 10 fott above the group exploded in a solid shower
of Keats who fell head first and landed comfortably into Callum, who
was thrown back quite vigourously. Keats stood, wobbled slightly and
fell into a sitting posistion.
Jack stared at Keats, Chris stared at an unconcious Callum.
Keats swayed slightly and looked at the two blood stained figures.
"Veee!" and then he fell backwards cleanly.
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