Synchronised Slashing, for the most part...

A JP by your favourite sword wielding maniac, and Chris harris.
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The blade itself lined up with his head, Jack
smiled, and raised an eyebrow for a second.
"see ya on the flip side!" he said, before pulling the trigger,
downing the enemy.
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Jack then returned to the engine room.
"you not done yet? hurry up or i'll do it myself!" he said, stadning
at the entrance, watching them attempt to fill a control panel with
explosives
"Give us a chance, we're alomost done" said Chris, "and where the
hell did you go anyway?"
kichigaizata says:
Jack needed not answer this question, he just stood there and raised
an eyebrow... then held up his blood covered sword to them.
"Ah, i see" Chris muttered, "Have we got much company?"
Jack merely looked out of the door, and shrugged.
"not really." he said "only about 15 of them."
"They know we're here now though, they're bound to have raised the
alarm, there must be some more on the way" Chris added
"you reckon? cool! i haven't had a good workout on ages!" Jack said,
spinning his sword around on one finger.
"what? is that all you can think about?!?!?!" Callum said, looking
for a way out as usual.
All of a sudden they heard footsteps, and Jack turned to look at the
door.
"What is it Jack" asked Chris gripping the hilt of the sword on his
belt.
"ehh, they're here. Callum, i know how you hate mass combat, so if
you want to leave, i sug-" Jack began, but Callum had pre-empted
him, and had already left. "never mind. Chris, set the charge, we
don't want to have to come back here."
Jack thrust the door open, and the pirates saw them, standing side
by side, with a mean look on their faces. Chris drew his sword,
looked sideways at Jack and smiled, "is it fighting for the hell of
it , or fight ing side by side as friends"
"pfft, whatever floats your boat, i can take these with one hand
behind my back." Jack replied, standing ready, with one hand held
behind his back
"Then let us go"said Chris and nodded, Jack returned the nod.........
"FOR THE DWARF!!!!!" shouted Chris.
The two sword wielding maniacs, stood side by side, smiled insanely
at the pirates, who were all wielding weapons of various nature, and
who had just charged simultaneously, thinking their sheer weight of
numbers would pull down the duo.
"FOR THE DWARF!!!!!" Shouted Jack in reponse to this attack,
our 'heroes' jumped to either side, in perfect unison, and bounced
off the nearby wall into the crows of pirates, hacking down the
flanks in one movement.
Chris and Jack both turned and hacked and slashed at he same time,
it was as if they were only a single person...
but of course, they were two seperate beings, how would it be
possible for one person to take down fifteen well armed pirates?
They continued their assault, pulling out of the crowd, and
seemingly into corners they moved, they glanced to each other, at
opposite ends of the room. Jack nodded the signal.
At this, Chris drew his pistol, and Jack cocked his Gunblade, they
began to force their way forward with firearms, until they were in
the centre of the room, back to back.
"shall we?" Jack said, turning around to face his teammate. He
grabbed Chris and threw him over the pirates, and jumped off the
other way himself, they both landed simultaneously, still moving as
if they shared the same mind. Poor poor chris, he can't of realised
that Jacks IQ is about 50 points less than his own...
"EAT LEAD YOU BRAINLESS BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!"
Chris's wish came true, the lead from their firearms bore its way
through the skulls of the targets, making them, as chris had wanted,
Brainless.
"ahh, screw this." Jack said, standing upright and sheathing his
sword. "This is gonna take FAR too long." he added, pulling 4 of
his rocket powered shurikens from his Jacket pocket, and throwing
them into the crowd, where they tore through yet more pirates.
It was at this point, that Jack wished he could see behind him. A
large piece of wood made contact with the back of his head, and
forced him into the mass of surviving pirates.
"Dont think you're having all the fun" said Chris as he drew out his
bow
"oww! that hurt!!!" Jack yelled, before being surrounded by angry
looking pirates with knuckle dusters of all varieties.
"Friends it is then, huh" Said Chris as he drew his sword again.
"Thats for Ck" shouted Chris as a pirates head flopped onto the
floor, "And thats for Alota" he continued as another pirates head
went rolling. "And thats for Jay, and thats for Efof, and thats for
Tara, and thats for Dean, And thats for Seymour, And thats for Keto,
and thats for Kara, and thats for Smith, and for Cerebrum, And for
phil, and thats for Mini-phil, and this is from me, and
this.........."He cut off, and a look of mock thoughtfulness spread
across his face, "Thats for hitting my mate round the head with a
plank of wood you sinical bastards" He continued, he looked like he
was really enjoyting himslef, fighting alongside Jack. Eventually he
reached his companion and helped him up, "are you alright?"
"wow, nice!" Jack said, sat there where he would have been in the
middle of a pummeling. "Ultra-morph, gotta love it!" he said,
getting up as if he felt no pain, though he had several gashes in
his head, arms and back. He cracked his knuckles and charged at the
one last remaining pirate in the room.
"EAT THIS!!!!" they both yelled, spinning as they approached him, a
very quick conversation flew past at this point.
"you know final fantasy 8 right?" Jack asked
"yeah?"
"lionheart his ass!" jack said, putting on a burst of speed at the
same time as Chris. They both hacked into the pirate
simultaneously, weaving in and out of each other, no one would of
stood a chance against them.
In the few seconds that this attack took place, a whole fourty two
swipes had been made between them. Not even dental records could of
identified this pirate when they were over, many parts of him fell
off.
<tag!! have fun with quite alot less resistance!>