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Who:- Jay, various
Where:- Various
When:- Various
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Jays eyes glazed over as he saw this, he tried to speak, but
couldn't, instead, he just opened it up, and took a rather long sip.
<end snip>
Jay looked at the flask in his hand, then at Jack, then back at the flask.
"Dude..." he said "DUDE!!"
"Yes...yes I am" replied Jack
"Thank's man!!" Jay replied "But why give it to me?!"
"Why not?!"
"What do I owe you?!"
"Nothing! Its a gift, friend to friend!"
"But...again hy me?!"
"Um...well if you really need a reason...ummm ok, Your name begins with a
'J'"
"My name IS Jay..."
"Exactly!"
"Exactly what?!"
"My name begins with 'J', Keat's name begins with 'J'..your name begins with
'J'!"
"But...my name IS Jay...yours is Jack and Keats is John.."
"But they all begin with 'J'!"
"MY NAME IS JAY!!"
"BUT IT BEGINS WITH 'J'!"
"not with you..."
"Look dumbass, it doesn't matter, does it?!"
"Guess not! But Phil would kill for one of these!"
"Heh heh!"
"Seriously....he once nearly detonated a nuclear warhead inside McDonalds
because they were out of McNuggets......he got dragged out by Tara....you
know I think the bomb's still rigged up to the fillet o' fish grill......."
"oh..."
"Seriously!"
"I believe you!"
<snip>
The flight deck pressurised and the Blue Midget took off, the lack
of temperature suddenly turned all the liquid back into ice cream.
When the Phoenix had gone, half the crew massed into the flight deck
to clean the place up, armed only with spoons.
<end snip>
Jay spun around in his chair, and looked back into the thronging mass of
people that occupied his ship. "Ok people..." he said "You're on my ship so
if you're gonna drink use COASTERS! No-one gets to touch the stereo but me,
Phil or Jack, and if you MUST use the bathroom I'm gonna stop at a little
chef orbiting omicron persei 8 is that clear?!"
Everyone nodded, except Phil and Jack, who gloated, and pulled out their
favorite CD's.
"Secondly you all siddown over there! Not even the pilot get to touch my
control panel!!! Unless anything happens to me when Amber drives, only Phil
gets to ride Shotgun!"
"W00t!" yelled Phil and jumped into the passenger seat.
"Thirdly....theres a beer cooler in the cargo hold full of lager! HELP
YOURSELVES!!!"
He spun back around and heard a loud crash, causing him to spin around
again..."Ok...who broke something......"
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Who:- Alota
Where:- Keto's quarters
"Doctor Keto?!" shouted Alota as she entered Keto' quarters, he wasn't home.
"Oh well" she shrugged. "I'm the captain, I don't NEED his permission..."
Alota, upon realising that she and Jay's quarters had been virtually
decimated by the hymenoptera had assigned she and her husband alternative
accomodation.
Until the captains quarters were rebuilt, and please bear in mind, crew
quarters are low priority compared to the medi-bay, engineering and the
nav-deck, she had decided that she and Jay were to move in to the most
luxurious quarters that were undamaged. Doctor Keto, as cheif medical
officer had one of the more impressive apartments on the whole ship. And his
was unscathed following the attack. She smiled to herself, and promptly went
about emptying Keto's belonging from the bedroom, replacing them with she
and Jay's and making the Doc a bed on the couch........
Keto meanwhile, had no idea.
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