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ooc- Sorry Andy, but somebody(looks at jprime) didn't post our jp early enough for me to do anything about it, as i asked him to many a time.
 
Chris woke up in the back section of a winnabaego with wings, with a large Eagle 5 painted on the side, he stood up and ran into the cockpit, where he found Smith and Kara preparing for takeoff, he then grabbed smith, and threw him bodily from the room, "Will that remind you which one of us is the pilot"
"Smeghead" he shouted back
At which point, chris went into the back section again, there was a sound of a gun firing. "Oh Smeg, your a hologram" said Smith
"YOU DONT SAY" he shouted back, the winnabaego, then started wobbling around, and Chris emerged into the cockpit again, "He wont be bothering us anymore"
At which point, Chris turned to look at Kara......"How you doin?" he enquired, a grin spreading across his face.
SLAP
Kara had slapped him, he turned around to see that she was glowering with anger, "CHILL KARA, CHILL, I WAS ONLY JOKING"
She remained silent...
"Women" chris muttered
SLAP
"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD KARA, CAN YOU STOP HITTING ME FOR LONG ENOUGH TO PITLOT THIS THING?"
"yes, ok, sorry"
"well, there's a first time for everything"
"a first for what" she enquired in a menacing tone.
"You apologised for something"
SLAP
"sorry Kara, only joking, make nothing of it a and lets get this baby up into the big black"
"Right"
 
10 mins later
 
"Thrusters check, boosters check, and very gently, ease forward"said chris, and at which point he started going across the planetin excess of 500mph. Then he slowed down and headed for the stars.
When they were clear of the atmosphere, they spotted the dwarf, chris turned the weopans online that he had installed earlier that day.
"LETS KICK SOME HYMIE ASS, hang on, MY QUARTERS!!!!"
"THESE HYMIES ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, TAKE THE PILOTS SEAT, I'M GOING ON BOARD, hang on, is that Jack's sword, i'd better pick it up for him", Chris held his breath as he opened the pilots window and grabbed the sword and closed the window, i don't know why he held his breath because he's a hologram, but what the smeg, this is supposed to be stupid!!!
They then landed on the top of Bluedwarf, so chris could get it, he put on a spacesuit, and clung onto the meatal as far as his quarters, at which point he noticed that one of his vast collection of swords and pointy things was on the wall, he grabbed it and opened the door. He moved forwards, the door closed, and he took of his space suit, at which point, he attached his sword to his belt and unsheathed it. He turned a corner to be greetet by an overly large hymie.
"FOR THE SMEG THAT WE LIVE FOR"
He held his sword up at the bug and swung, he kicked it in the stomache, and what had once been a proud hymie warrior, was now a smouldering pile of crap.
"I don't Know my own strength"
It was at this point that he heard Jacks announcement, he sheathed his sword and put in the override code for what was left of engineering, which was hymie free, he locked the door behind him, he then heard all the exterier doors opening, he then heard them all closing.
He walked out into the corridor after unlocking the door, he proceded to find Jack and all the others from the raven. He turned a corner.
"TARA"he shouted
"Heya Chris"
"Who are you with" said Chris peering around, he couldn't see anybody
"Niples, Alota, Johnny and Aurora"
"Lucky you"
"I know" she said glumly, "Niples wont fight 'cause he's afraid of getting his jacket dirty!"
"D'you wanna help me find Jack, i have<he held up the sword>, his significant other."
He grinned and Tara supressed a giggle.
"Sure"she replied
The others came, and the all walked down the corridor together, Chris in the lead with HIS sword drawn, just in case.
*Severns cargo bay*
"Jack, you in here" said Chris
"Yeah over here"
Chris peered round a starbug, "ah, Jack mate" he shouted
"I have <he held up the sword again>, your significant other!"Chris chuckled and patted Jack on the back and handed him the sword.
"Cheers Chris"said Jack, and took the sword, checked it, "Where did you find it?"
"It hit our windscreen, i am so badly keeping that ship!"
He shook hands with Jack and he saw his dear old bastard of a friend, CK.
"Heya CK"
"Heya Chris"he replied
"What a way to end a day" said Chris, and he couldn't help himself to grin, when he grinned he was thinking about what had happened in the last 10 mins, he had been re-united with all his best friends, and they were all at home, where they belonged.........
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The Smeg it is
Chirstopher James Patrick Harris
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