I switched to softlight mode.........

Chris and Ck walked out to the back, Chris, holding a large beer, CK, holding a very full glass of Scotch. They had both only been there for hardly 2 hours, and they were both already incredibly pissed, having had the equivalent to make 4 people pissed between them.
They were extremely astonished to find Kara, sitting there, glass in hand, rocking backwards and forwards on her chair, she then looked up, apparently astonished to see them there, and rocked a little too far on her chair. WHAM, she hit the floor like a ton of bricks, "Damn it" she muttered.
"Well hello to you too" said Chris, chuckling, "What are you doing here anyway?" he asked
"I could ask the same question of you" she retorted, "For your information, i, unlike you evidently, don't like weddings, i find them very depressing and boring, what are you doing back here anyway?"she enquired
"We were gonna have a game of cards"said CK, "But we wont bother as you're here, unless you want to join in" he said Hopefully
"Yeah, ok" she said shortly, "I could use something to do".
"What will it be ladies..." he said, having to stop mid-sentence to duck to avoid a swipe from CK, "Blackjack?"ha enquired
"Yeah, ok" said the others.
Chris began dealing the cards rapidly, but when he had finished dealing, the other 2 were in a heated discussion about their family members.
"Not really much to say, they weren't very well worth knowing my parents if you ask me" he said thoughtfully, "What about your family Kara?"
"Wait a minute"she said thoughtfully, "Was your sister Kristine?"
"Yeah, why?"he said
"Its just...she went to cyber school up in Scotland right"she said
"Yeah, i went there as well, why, did you go there?"he replied, the evidence that he was drunk was becoming more and more clear.
"Its just there was this girl in my year, called Kristine Kochanski, real bitch she was, she used to beat me up for my lunch money......."She said, and continued muttering curses under her breath.
Chris could tell there was going to be an argument, and muttered something feeble about getting a cup of tea before doing a moonwalk away from the argument, he heard someone stand up, he then saw it was CK, he turned around and began to run, as fast as his legs could carry him, he then heard raised voices, he heard a smash, he then heard girly screaming, he thought it sounded like CK.
"Get off my hair you bitch, noooooooooooooooooooooo.............................."he screamed at her, it would appear that when he had heard a smash before, Kara had accidently crushed her drink in her hand because she was so angry.
He then heard a very very high pitched girly voice, that he also thought was CK,"NOT THE SCOTCH", it appeared that there was a reason for this, evidently, Kara had picked up the bottle and thrown it at him.
Chris realised he had reached the area where the rest of the crew was. "JAY, PHIL"he shouted at them, they both immediately ran over to him.
"Whats'a matter"said Phil sleepily
"Yeah Chris, whats all the shouting for, we thought we heard screaming, girly, was it CK?"
"Yeah, it was, he's alright as far as i know, its just i'm gonna need a bit of help to restrain him, he got into a fight with Kara"said Chris
 "OK, we'll come and help" he said
10 minutes later
 
They arrived at the site of the fight, where they heard high pitched screaming, and found that a knife had penetrated his shirt, which was stained with blood from his shoulder, he was also sporting a very bloody nose, the knife had now gone through his shirt, and attached him to the wall, while Kara was standing there looking very happy for herself.
"What have i taught you about picking fights with a hologram mate"said Chris, laughing at the quivering mess on the floor that was supposed to be a boxing champion.
He then whispered, so no-one but Kara could hear him, "good one Kara, what did you do when he tried to attack you?"he asked her in a whisper
She stood there laughing for a moment, while Jay and Phil, and for some reason Aurora were standing over CK, before Chris said, "Whats so funny"
She then replied, still chuckling to herself. "I switched to softlight mode", then the pair of them smirked, then before they knew it, they were both on all fours, laughing their heads off, while being glared at by CK.
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OOC- hahahahahahahahahaha, i'm cruel aren't i?
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