What Niples would give for a gun........

As the Demon Destroyer landed on the planet(the right one this time), for the wedding of Niples(this should be a laugh), Chris and CK stepped out of the Destroyer and Began to look around.
"Dude, where's the base" said Chris, thinking aloud.
"Where's the base dude"asked Ck sniggering.
"Where's the base Dude, my piloting cant be that bad can it" said Chris, thinking aloud once more.
"Yeah, right..." said CK, still sniggering, louder than ever now.
"Dude, its not funny, the base aint here" said Chris, beginning to sound angry now.
Chris then turned around, "aha" he said with a sound of triumph in his voice, peering around the edge of the Destroyer.
"Dude, there's the base, lets go"said Chris
So, Chris, CK, Johnny, Kara, Smith, Britney, Aurora, and the random NPC's, began walking off towards the Base, and Chris, was contemplating what to say to the gelf's when they arrived, he thought that barging in there when they don't know you're coming wasn't a very good idea, so he then decided to consult with the others.
"Guys, i don't think that barging in there uninvited is a good idea, i think we should radio Niples, Jay, Phil or Cerebrum, just to let them know we're coming, so they can warn the gelf's, because otherwise, we're gonna get the smeg shot outta us when we go in there, what do y'all think"he enquired
"Yeah, thats a great idea, with just 2 minor drawbacks, 1, we don't know whether any of them have radios, and 2, we don't know whether any of them have radio's, i realise that this is only 1 drawback, but i thought it was so important, that it was worth mentioning twice" said Smith
"Smith, use your brains man, we know the frequency that they're using, otherwise, they wouldn't be able to communicate with us, and they must have a radio, otherwise, yet again, they wouldn't have been able to communicate with us, Dumbass"said Chris
"Ok, i'm gonna shutup now"said Smith
After this argument, they all decided that it was a good idea to inform thekm of our arrival, otherwise, they would get the smeg shot outta them, and thay really didn't want that, so they did exactly that, and informed them of their arrival.
"Hello, Jay, Niples, Cerebrum, Phil"chris said over the radio
"Hey you guys, i take it you got our wedding invitation then did you"asked Jay, chuckling.
"Yeah, we did, just one question, why the hell did Niples get engaged to a gelf"enquired chris
"we'll explain later, and we'll tell the gelf not to shoot at you"exclaimed Jay
"who's with you anyway Chris"asked Niples
"er...Me, CK, Johnny, Kara, Smith, Britney, and Aurora"said Chris, we'll be there in bout half an hour, we'll see you then, Harris out".
"What are we gonna do when we get there"asked Johnny.
"Well, i told them half an hour, but its only gonna take as about 10 mins, i told them half an hour, so that we could go and do a little shopping, for the ambassador, and his erm...hore, er...i mean fiance"said Chris
"And then"said Johnny
"we go and see them"said Chris
"And then"said Johnny
"we hang around with them until the wedding"said Chris
"And then"said Johnny again, a little sarcasm in his voice.
"Dude thats really annoying"said Chris
Half an Hour later
They knocked on the door of the room, that, according to the gelf's, contained Niples, Jay, Cerebrum, and Phil and mini-phil.
"Hey you guys"said Jay, opening the door.
"sorry we're late, we were just getting some gifts for the ambassador and his er...hore, oh, sorry, i mean fiance"whispered Chris, so that only Jay, Phil and Cerebrum could hear, all of whom started to roll around the floor with laughter.
"Oh, hello Niples"Chris said with a very fake smile to the ambassador who had just walked out of the bathroom, where he had presumably he had just been sick.
"Hey guys"said Niples wearily,"what i would give for a gun"
"So, Whens the wedding"said Chris, bursting into laughter, along with everybody else in the room.
The look on Niples face got even worse, if possible!!
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OOC- do you think gelf's like aftershave, you would've thought they would need it wouldn't you!!!!!
=========================== Chirstopher James Patrick Harris
(pay no mind to his eccentricity)

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