Olga Niples

Who:- Cerebrum, Phil, Jay, Seymour and the GELFS..mini-phil wasnt invited.
(ok so i wrote the enitre post before realising i hadn't used him...)
Where:- The magistrates dining table, on the next planet to the one with
everyone else.
Jay tucked in to the feast that lay before him, he ripped a chicken leg from
his mouth, tearing out a large mouthful then reached for his wine, took a
large swig and grabbed for the spare ribs. Seymour seated opposite him,
looked at him in disgust. "Such atrocious table manners!" he said, tutting.
"Look!" Said Jay, a mouthful of food spluttering from his mouth as he spoke
"I was kept in a prison cell for 3 days without food! IM HUNGRY!!!"
"No need to forget etiquette! For goodness sake man, use your cutlery from
the outside in! Thats a Dessert fork! SIP your wine, Don't slurp and while
we're on the subject, you should raise your pinkie when you drink it!"
"Like this?!" Jay asked.
"Not the finger I was thinking of Mr Chrysler no...."
"Your SO cultured Seymiekins!" said Olga, grabbing Seymour's arm and
nuzzling her enormous head into his shoulder.
"SO, about that ship?!" Phil asked.
"And Please don;t let Mr Chrysler fly it.." Cerebrum added "He's done enough
damage" to this comment he was greeted by a chicken leg splattering agaisnt
his face. "Quite" he added.
"I cant just GIVE you a ship...." said the Magistrate "You understand, we
must make a trade of somekind"
"No problem" said Phil "I'm sure we can arrange something..when we return to
the 'dwarf.."
"IF we can return to the Dwarf.." Cerebrum said "We need to retake it from
the hymenoptera remember, its pointless!"
"Hey.." said Jay mumbling through a mouthful of food, making Seymour cringe
"Could you guys help us fight them? Take back our ship? We can pay you when
we get back there.."
"Well you see....we have this rule" The Magistrate said "We only fight for
our own causes, or those of our bretheren"
"Meaning?!"
"Meaning, that we will fight to defend ourselves or other tribes of our
race, such as those on the next planet. Noone else"
Olga's eyes lit up in realisation, and whispered something into her fathers
ear.
"Of course..." he said "If one of you were to marry my daughter you'd be
family...."
"SEYMOUR!" Phil, Jay and Cerebrum said at once
"WHAT?!" Seymour spluttered "I..I am a royal ambassador!!"
"Exactly!" said Jay, still munching "So 'ambass'! Marry her!!"
"BUT..."
"HUDDLE!" said Phil, and the four gathered together around Jay's seat at the
table, (he refused to move due to the food).
"Seymour listen!" whispered Phil "We need you to do this so we can get off
this rock and take back the dwarf!"
"But why me?!"
"Put it this way" Jay said "Phil and I cant do it, were both already
married!" he shuddered at the thought of Alota finding out he'd married a
'woman-monkey-thing. "You wouldn't us to CHEAT would you? Thats far too
improper for someone like you!"
"And as for me" said Cerebrum "I'm dead! And that CANT be legal..."
"Beside's" said Phil "She likes you!"
"HE SAY'S YES!" The three men shouted together, leaving Seymour wondering
what exactly had just happened...
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