Niples "Always do what to woman says"

Who: Phil, Seymour, MP, and a gorilla gelf called "olga"
Where: about 1k from Gelf Camp
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Can you help us?" Phil asked "Help us to get them out?!"
"I will try.." said the Gelf "My father is the high-magistrate
there, I can try and sway him...but theres one condition"
"Whats that?"
"Seymour has told hold my hand and pretend to be my boyfriend!"
"WHA?!!!" Seymour spluttered "NOT A CHANCE IN HE...MMMFFF!"!" Phil
clapped his hand over his mouth again "He'd be delighted!"
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Seymour pulled the hand away from his mouth, "Excuse me, don't I get
any say in this matter whatsoever! I don't want to be paraded around
on someone's arm like some kind of human trophy whore!"
Phil pulled the ambassador to one side. "But at least if you pretend
to be her girlfriend, nobody will think you're gay anymore!"
"They think WHAT?!" Seymour said shocked.
"I mean… erm… not that people really think that…. Too much" Phil
backtracked.
Seymour stopped scowling and looked back at the `woman'. "Are you
even sure she IS female?"
"I don't really want to check" Phil said, looking a bit disgusted.
He looked at her, she was scratching some big hairy breasts. "But I
wouldn't argue."
The gelf came over to them "SO will you be my boyfriend?" She
demanded in a very deep husky voice.
"Well you see my dear…lady… the thing is…" Seymour started.
The gelf drew herself up to full height and looked angrily down on
Seymour. Seymour suddenly changed his tone.
"Yes ma'am." He said, and linked arms with her.
The Gelf woman lead them through a small grotty gelf village.
Villagers looked out of their mud huts to glare at the two and a
half humans walking with a much larger gelf, who walked with her
head proudly high in the air. Seymour was dragged behind, holding
her hand, and Phil and MP trailed after.
The Gelf villagers dared not say anything but just pointed at the
odd couple in shock and whispered amongst themselves.
"Are these your people I take it?" Seymour asked.
"No, these are the common villagers, they are nothing but scum to
me, I live in a better place!" She turned and spat on a poor begger
on the street.
"Actually I think I'm starting to like you already!" Seymour said,
then shuddered as he looked at the woman's naked hairy nipples.
As they walked, one human hating villager threw some mud at
Seymour, which struck him on his shoulder. "Ah, no! My cashmere
jacket!" Seymour frantically wiped the mud off.
Olga turned to the villagers angrily, "How dare you! This is my
boyfriend and I love him!" She grabbed Seymour and squeezed him
tightly to her chest. Seymour's face was pushed right in between her
hairy breasts, the hair felt course and itchy on his face and the
smell was disgusting. He pulled himself away and spat out a hairball.
"Madam please!" He said in shock, embarrassment and disgust. Phil
sniggered and MP looked jealous.
Olga lead them to a big hall. "This is my house, I will go and talk
to my father the magistrate about releasing your friends."
"Nice place" said Phil looking up.
"Yes." Said Olga proudly. "It is built from excrement and bones of
our enemies!"
"Oh" Said Phil and Seymour together. Seymour looked up at what he
thought was a gargoyle sticking out of the roof, to realise it was
in fact too realistic.
"Oh dear god." He looked at Phil who was also wanting to leave, but
before they could Olga dragged Seymour inside with a whimper.
<tag to anyone, I think I know what 1 of these 3 bad things are that
will happen to Seymour, I will post again soon!>