Two Rambo's and a pratt(Thunderpants part 2)

Who : Phil, MP, Seymour
Where : about 1k from Gelf Camp
When : After
 
They Dynamic Trio were busy tracking the gelfs back to their camp. They had managed to build an improtune raft from some wreckage and had by wind power(MP letting off gas) powered themeselves to shore. They had left a few of the crew back on the island in case a rescue party arrived. Besides most of them were eager for Phil to take seymour away as he was "getting on their nips" to quote one guard
 
Seymour, as allways, was complaing about the state of his clothes...and the fact they all now smelled of eggy farts(MP again).
 
"Sir, with all due respect...please shut up...i'm trying to follow these tracks"
 
"well i never...when we are back on the dwarf i'm going to make damm sure that...."
 
"GYYYYHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG....ngggh"
 
"Pardon? MP was that you?"
 
"EE" he said shaking his head
 
"That sounded like a ......" started Phil but was intrupted by a rather upright looking gorrlia coming running through the forest towards them...waving frantically
 
As the beast ran past it cried "GGNGGHGHGHGHGhghghghghghg" at them and pointed towards the direction it had come from...
 
Then something resembling a EVEN bigger creature ran out the undergrowth. This creature, in Phil's log was to be know by simply three words "big furry bastard".
 
Surfice to say it was very scarey.
 
So scarey MP soiled himself.
 
With luck though though the wind was blowing towards the BFB. The stench that asaulted it's nose was suufeciant to cause it's higher brain functions to shut down and come to a skiidng hault in front of Seymour.
 
The gorrilia like beast turned, saw the beast dead in front of Niples.
 
The creature then walked calmely towards it..prodded it...then grinned.
 
What happened next was, from Seymours point of view the first of 3 bad things to happen over the next few days...and ones that until the day he died whould allways bring on the shakes.
 
The gorrila(or as Phil was starting to susspect GELF) spoke
 
"Thanks you so much for saving my life"....Then the GELF kissed seymour.....on the lips
 
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