Thunderpants - Part 1

"Phil, try and assatain Mini phils baked bean farts, I wanna see hoe powerful they really are
 
"You poweful farts...well...beans are just not up to the job..."
 
"Oh? What do you suggest..."
 
"Well it's a cocktail really...you want a combo of some of my special home-brew and some of Tara's sprouts...Do you remeber that time we thought we had a gas leek and decks 7 through to 23 had to be evacuated because of the damage it was dealing to paint? Well that the same kinda level we're talking about."
 
"Sounds like a good plan...Then we just pump the little bastard full of this and extract the metahne and balmmo.." replied Alota.
 
"Okey..I authorise you to get what you need to make your home brew.."
 
Alota dint see jay make frantic signals to Phil behind her head.
 
"Erm..captain...i gotta say that last time Jay did help me brew it up"
 
"O-Kay...Jay can help as well..Dear lord you two are like a couple of kids..."
 
"Well I am.." said Phil, poking his tounge out..
 
"Yes and as soon as this is over we're working on sorting that out.."
 
As Jay and Phil did the happy dance out the room. Jay wispered to Phil..."E're...wasnt your still destoyed in the explosion.."
 
"Yes...but i know where where can get another one..Cerebrum and Keto had one before...andNow i have Captain's Authroty to ...shall we say...aquire it for ship safety"
 
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