Re: Niples \"Thats NOT champagne!\"

--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Onion" <theonion770@h...>
wrote:
> OOC- sorry for the onfusion people, Chris did base his post on an
> idea I had, but the bleeding champagne bit wasn't mine, and
> admittedly was a bit out there. But Efofs an alien and we could run
> with it anyhow :-)
>
> <really silly snip>
> after the rest of the pirates in parotts had been killed,
> everybody on that heard the conversation, started to walk out of
> parrots and followed the trail of champagne down the corridor, with
a
> load of ice with them, so that when they found it, the chief medical
> officer could attach it back to his forehead, without much pain,
> just so that everybody could still call him a dickhead!!(but the
> downside is that they wont get anymore free
> champagne!!)
> <end snip>
>
> Who: Seymour Niples, Amber, Efof, everyone else in Parrotts
> Where: Parrotts
> When: When Parrotts had been cleared of pirates
>
> Seymour struggled through the door dragging a collapsed
Amber. "Some
> help here please!" He said. Jay helped him get her onto a cleared
> table.
> "Why didn't you take her to sickbay?" asked Jay. Owen Numan the
> barman came and brought some towels to stop Ambers bleeding wound.
> "We were down in the flight deck. The lift was guarded with those
> nasty pirate ruffians, this was the quickest place to get to."
>
> "We'll have to turn this place into a temporary sickbay, Efof is
> injured too." He pointed to Efof who was pacing up and down like a
> madman in the corner.
> "By jove! What's wrong with the alien whipper-snapper?"
> "He's had his…. Pride injured."
> Niples raised an eyebrow and winced. "Oh dear."
>
> The Ambassador approached Efof, who was still grasping his
> head. "Efof calm down and lets get a bandage on that… area… of
> yours, your bleeding everywhere."
>
> Some more people approached Efof with glasses to catch his blood.
> Niples batted them away. "Good god people, what the hell are you
> doing?"
> Suddenly people started to look ashamed. "Its…champagne.. he bleeds
> champagne…"
> "My god, are you people sick?! It's his blood! Whether it tastes
> like champagne or not. Go on, get out of my sight!"
> People moaned and walked away slowly, and Seymour picked up some
> emergency bandages from the bar. He really didn't want to touch
> Efofs bleeding… appendage so looked around. He saw Tara fussing
over
> Amber.
> "Tara thank god, can you help me a minute, Efof is loosing a lot of
> blood…"
>
> "I'm very busy at the minute Seymour can you bandage it up for me.
> Or at least apply pressure to stop the bleeding."
> Seymour looked at Efofs head. "Erm… I would really ..erm… rather
not
> touch him…"
> "Don't be such a baby!" Tara called over.
> "Baby! How dare you, I'm a Royal Amb-"
> "Just get on with it!" Tara snapped.
>
> At arms length, and with much disgust on his face. Seymour quickly
> bandaged Efofs bleeding head. A small drop of his blood spurted out
> into his face and trickled onto Seymour's lips.
> "Oh my god, that's disgusting!" Seymour backed away. "Oh.. but it
> DOES taste like champagne…. What am I saying, its not even GOOD
> champagne- and it's sick!"
>
> "its okay," Said Efof. "Its like when I went to London zoo and I
got
> cut, and they drank my blood… and my parents saved me…"
>
> "Efof you're rambling like a madman, you've lost too much blood.
> You've only ever been to London twice! One in the Plebe attack and
> the other time in 1984, remember that crazed TV presenter Timmy
> Mallot…"
> "But my parents saved me…" He insisted, in a delirious ramble.
>
> "Sorry Efof but your parents died over 1000 years ago, remember the
> Hymenoptera attack. You're delirious!"
>
> Suddenly and rather dramatically, Chris Harris burst into Parrotts
> again this time brandishing something long in his hand. "I have it!"
> Jay squinted. "That's a carrot you tit!"
> Chris looked at it. "Ahh, so it is."
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Then, Chris Said"Er, where's kara gone"
"she's just been in here flirting with smith, who knows what she's up
to"said jay
Then, to everybody's surprise, Chris ran off like a gazelle down the
corridor, and everybody could hear shouts of Kara, Kara, coming from
down the corridor.
"Where the smeg has that idiot run off to now"said seymour
"I think he wants to talk to Kara somehow"replied CK sarcastically
10 minutes mad rush down the corridor later...
Kara turned around to find out who had been following her and
shouting her name for the past 10 minutes, and then she saw chris
harris looking as red as a tomato.
"Hi,Chris you called"
Then the look on her face when he grabbed her hand
"Ok, what do you want chris"
"Listen, i know i've only been on board the ship for about 9 months
now, and i've worked out that you feel for smith by the way you were
talking to him in parrots earlier, but before you tell him the way
you feel about him, there's just one thing that i want to tell you,
and i know you'll probably dismiss it instantly, but..."said Chris,
but he was interrupted mid-sentence, and Kara said
"Yes, what are you going to tell, that the royal bloody ambassador
loves me or somehting"
"No Kara, The truth is...I love you"said Chris
"Ah"she replied
"listen, i'll be back in a minute, don't move a muscle"said chris
Who then began walking down the corridor back to parrots after
picking up two things that looked rather suspicious, he then began to
run, much to kara's suprise in a blind panic
Another sweaty 10 mins later...
Chris arrive in parrots, and said"i've really found it this time,
just two of them, Er efof, which one's yours"?asked Chris
then Efof replied"well duh, i am an alien after all, it would be the
one that is green"
Chris then looked at the pair of them, and much to Efof's delight
handed him the green one
"And where did you go anyway"inquired Niples
"None of your business"retorted Chris, and then he ran off down the
corridor to where kara was hpoefully waiting for him after throwing
the spare penis across the room where it hit nipples in the face and
niples uttered a lot of swear words
and then said
"Number one, who's is this, and number 2, where the hell has he gone
to this time"
Chris then arrived for a second time where Kara was waiting, and
thankfully still was.
<tag Kara preferably>
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OOC- Thanks for saving my ass onion
to everyone else- sorry bout the cock up earlier, just thought i'd
make it funny, but it didn't work very well, did it..