Re: Did somebody say champagne?

--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Andy Longman"
<sirlagerlot@n...> wrote:
> WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
OOC- I discussed it with the onion, we decided that it was actually
quite a good idea, if you want to blame somebody blame me, but the
onion said it would be alright providing i had the rest of the crew
looking for it.(you know what i mean)
> -----Original Message-----
> From: chrisofsmeg [mailto:chrisjpharris@h...]
> Sent: 12 June 2004 22:35
> To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Did somebody say champagne?
>
>
> --- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "chriskentlea"
<mobius@k...>
> wrote:
> > He looked away from Phil, just long enough for Phil's left foot
> > tolift from the floor and land itself squarely in the groin of
the
> > pirate.
> > "Sorry mate!" he said "But I've gotta hit my ro-sham-bo targets
for
> > the month or my kids will starve....."
> >
> > "Oh Phils...Duck" said Tara, before she reliased that Phil was
> > allready pre-ducked.
> >
> > A pool cue went flying over head, impaling a guy staning near
Phil.
> >
> > "Remind me to never to play pool her again..." said Phil.
> >
> > "Reminded..Now i think it's time we...oh bugger.." said Tara as
she
> > relised one of the pirates had grabbed Phil and dumped him in a
> sack
> > and ran off with him down the corridor..
> ========================================
> And then all of a sudden, Chris Harris came running in with a
sword
> unlike the pirates sword clutched in his and, and a bow and a
quiver
> full of arrows, and the tune that you get in the lord of the rings
> when they do something heroic murmuring in he backround, he
> immediately started hacking at the pirates, and practically
cleared
> the whole of parrots, murmuring mindlessly, "sorry i have to kill
> loads of you bloody assholes or my light-bee will starve",
or, "hey,
> watch it, light-bee's are expensive you know"!and then, when there
> were only about 3 or 4 pirates left, Efof came in clutching the
> familiar lump around his head, though i must say, it did look
smaller
> than usual."The Bastards, they chopped half of it off, they
chopped
> half of the smeggin thing off, can you believe what those bastards
> did"said efof"will you guys help me find the rest of it"he asked,
but
> that was the last thing that he said for a while, as the brown
paper
> bag burst open, and champagne started pourig out of the stump of
his
> penis, and everyone then started forming and orderly line with
> glasses, waiting for efof to give them some champagne before
resuming
> their fighting.When everybody had finished collecting what was
about
> 5 glasses of champagne each, making every single high-ranking
> crewmember exept Nipples and Jack, completely and utterly pie
eyed,
> and then, ducking froma flying chair, CK said, "why the bloody
hell
> do you have champagne instead of blood".Efof then replied"that's
an
> insult to me you know, all of my race have champagne blood, but we
> drink blood instead of champagne, i beg you try it some time it's
> quite nice, when i went to london for my birthday once, and it
took a
> blood long time getting there"."Space traffic"suggested Tara,
ducking
> from another flying chair, and then Efof said, "No, the M25 was
choca-
> block, honestly it was a nightmare.Anyway, so as i was saying,
when i
> was over there i fell over and started bleeding, first they tried
to
> send me to st mary's, then london zoo, because they thought that i
> was some kind of new animal, so in the end, after being fed a
load of
> s**t for 3 days, my parents helped me escape"."Wierd"exclaimed
> everyone apart from efor(including the pirates)"Anyway you guys,
i've
> had enough champagne pouring out of my head now, will you help me
> find the other half"(he pointed to a now very smal lump on his
> forehead)."after the rest of the pirates in parotts had been
killed,
> everybody on that heard the conversation, started to walk out of
> parrots and followed the trail of champagne down the corridor,
with a
> load of ice with them, so that when they fouind it, the chief
medical
> officer(which i now think is tara, could attach it back to his
fore
> head, without much pain, just so that everybody could still call
him
> a dickhead!!(but the downside is that they wont get anymore free
> champagne!!)
>
>
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