Tara (hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tara) in a homer simpson style voice

OOC : Yes, I knew that penny was a hallcugen(sod cant spell the word properly). Though it would be a laugh though....
 
Location : Science Decks
Time : Don't know but roughly
Present : Elite Squad - Gamma
                (Phil,  White Wolf, Alota Viagra who they picked up from somewhere)
 
The majority of the lab had been cleaned out.
 
Trying to hold the "Water pistol" was bad enough. But throughts of Tara the nurse kept popping into his head(how can I get to the infirmary when I'm back to normal, does she like dead guys, what that hell is that on the cealing, thoughts like that)
 
White Wold tapped phil on the head.
 
"What is !" shouted Phil.
 
"Why you shouting Phil,"Asked WW
 
"Cos my smegging hand hurts that's why!"
 
"But that means your're alive!" pointed out Alota
 
"Yes. But I liked being a hologram!"
 
It was at this point that the hallcugen dropped from the cealing and came screaming towards Alota.....
 
 
<< Alota viagra(cool name), it's up to you now. ..>>
 
What is the thing heading towards Alota?(could be another crew member prehapes?)
Will it be caught in time?
Will Tara be willing to Give Phil a "bed bath?"
 
[Music and credits go here]
 
OOC 2:Just had a thought, there are some very dodgy names on board this ship, Seymour Nipples, Major Harris, Phil FeBuggure, Alota Viagra etc(heh, heh, heh)