Where did THAT come from?!

Smith stared at the scene outside through a security camera planted
back in some distant time when he thought Big Brother was watching
him from Alpha Centauri.
"Oh this is great! Just great!"
"You what?", replied Holly.
"Stuff finally starts going for me, getting a place to live and all,
and now," indicating Keto nearing the scoop, "A whole ton of people
are going to die!"
"Yeah that does stink...Did you know any of them personally?"
"No! Im talking all the paperwork I'll have to fill out since I'm the
only one who'll know what happened out there since I've got the only
camera!"
"Oh. Can't you just smack you head and turn into Spiderman or
something?"
"It only works if its me thats in trouble!"
Smith slumped to the floor. There had to be something he could do...
"HOLLY! I'VE GOT IT!"
"Huh? What was the problem again?"
"I'll deploy the T.I.N.Y.B.U.G.G.E.R.S.I.B.U.I.L.T.A.W.H.I.L.E.A.G.O!"
"Uh huh..."
Smith pulled out his massive control box and entered some oddly
heroic commands.
From all over the ship, hundreds of ignored
T.I.N.Y.B.U.G.G.E.R.S.I.B.U.I.L.T.A.W.H.I.L.E.A.G.O scurried out of
the ship towards Keto.
"It really is amazing the things some people do to get out of doing
paperwork..."
OOC: Smith is back! Wether thats a good thing remains to be seen...
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