A Stupid Move

Who: Keto, The Group, MP
Where: Outside the BD In Space (or in the Raven)
When: We're not exactly dealing with a complicated time frame here
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<<SNIP>>
> "No i mean...The small pervy one..."
>
> "As i said, I'm over here" waved Phil.
>
> "Oh crap..." said Wildflower..."I think he means MP"
<<END SNIP>>
"So what's your response?" growled Keto over the radio. He wasn't
in the best of moods. Besides the broken leg, he was now outside in
an EV suit, with a ship full of witnesses in front of him. This was
not how things had been intended to go. By now, he should have been
back in the medibay or in security, explaining to people how the
airlock had tragically malfunctioned, sealing the group outside with
no air.
Some things never work out.
"I don't hear an answer! Do you want me and him to die?" snapped
Keto, growing impatient.
Just then, there was an eerie, high-pitched sound over the radio.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"What kind of static is that?" began Keto, before something in the
corner of his eye caused him to turn around.
Mini-Phil, in a mini-EV suit, was approaching in small leaps and
bounds across the surface of the ship.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" squealed the midget, as he flew
through the air towards the aggravated murderer.
Unfortunately, Mini-Phil's chief interests were mingled between
goats and breasts, not the physics of momentum and inertia. As such,
he was entirely unprepared for Charles Keto turning slightly,
grabbing the midget's shoulder, and diverting his course out into
space.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" came the
suddenly panicked cry, before the Raven swooped in towards the flying
midget.
"That," said Keto through gritted teeth, "Was a stupid move."
"We didn't plan that!" replied Jay.
"For some reason I find myself not wanting to believe you," said
Keto, beginning to walk along the surface of the ship, towards the
front, "This whole ship is full of lunatics and liars!"
"Says the man who murdered a crewmember and then told us he didn't."
"Shut up, Chrysler! I'm going to teach you all a lesson..."
"How, exactly?" asked Niples' voice slowly, not liking the sound of
this.
"With this," said Keto, holding up a vacuum-sealed pack of plastic
explosive, "And that."
The 'that' was indicated by one suit-clad arm pointing towards the
front of the vessel. Everyone on the Raven turned their eyes to the
monitors to see what he was pointing at.
"The hydrogen ram scoop?" asked Jay eventually, sounding
puzzled, "You're going to get revenge on us with a ram scoop?
Painful though it sounds..."
"You're a cretin, Chrysler," replied Keto, still making his way
along the ship, "I wave some plastic explosive at you and point
towards the major defensive and power-producing part of the ship, and
you still don't get it."
"Oh smeg," repeated Wildflower for what was close to the sixth time
that day.
"Yes indeed," agreed Keto, "I'm going to blow it up. And that way
if the asteroids don't destroy the ship first, the oxy-generation
units powering down will. Say goodbye to the Blue Dwarf, fools."
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OOC: Tag people. ;) Ideas for stopping him welcome. Preferably
without killing Keto (the Keto body, that is). Andy/Jay and I have
one on standby, but if someone comes up with a better one we'll go
with it!
(And if they don't - tag Andy! ;))