Booby traps, toddlers and midgets exactly what every home needs.
Posted: Apr 6, 2004, 10:31am
“DON’T TOUCH THE ELECTRIC RAZOR!!!”
Jay heard bellowing down the corridor. “What?”
Jay asked turning to face McJohn “Why not?”
“Let’s just say it’s been modified….”
“Modified?!”
“Yes” McJohn said “When I thought you had
deleted my favourite x-rated program, ‘Rampant Minxes 12’” he
nudged Jay in the ribs as he said the title “I kinda…booby trapped
it”
“BOOBY TRAPS?” Jay shouted, “Anything else
you ‘modified?’”
“Um…yes as a matter of fact..”
“Care to share?!” Jay asked.
“Might be easier if I come and un-booby everything”
“Just don’t un-booby Alota”
“Huh?!”
“Oh..right…booby TRAPS got it”
with that Chrysler led McJohn back to his quarters, being
shoved aside violently by Jennifer Wildflower in the process.
The doors slid open, and Jay turned to McJohn. “Make
sure you do EVERYTHING”
“I WILL I WILL!” McJohn said “I distinctly
remember booby-trapping your beer fridge…..” he said, trailing off
and grabbing himself a beer from the fridge. Jay joined Alota in the living
room, “Hi honey…whats…WOAH!” he laid eyes on two Mini-Phils.
“GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF MY APARTMENT!”
“You don’t understand!” Alota said “This
is Phil…big Phil he’s turned himself into an 8 year old”
“Whu?”
“Isn’t he just the cutest? Jay…I want one..”
“WHAT THE SMEG? AND NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!”
“I could order you to make me pregnant you know…”
Jay swiftly changed the subject, and ignored Mini-Phil
climbing down from the couch and disappearing somewhere.
“So what happened?!” Jay asked, offering Phil a
beer, Alota slapped it away. “He’s underage!!”
Before Phil could speak the room was fiulled with a very
loud
“ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPpppppppppppppppp”
followed by an
“EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEeEEEEEeeE”
“What was that?!” Alota asked
“sorry!” said McJohn “I haven’t got
around to un-boobying your underwear drawer yet…I’ll do it now”
“ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPpppppppppppppppp”
“EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEeEEEEEeeE”
“No don’t worry…” Alota said “It
can wait”
“ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPpppppppppppppppp”
“EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEeEEEEEeeE”