Dear lord...how can this day get any worse...
Posted byPosted: Mar 31, 2004, 12:46pm
Phil was not a happy bunny...not only had he seem to have sliped in time by a few days(ooc:my lame reason to explain why i not been posting...) But...(with a capital B)...
a - Tara had not givin him any cholocate muffins.
b - Amber was messing about with Keats(although was okey about this, it was fun watching Keats thinking he WASNT okey about it)
c - Rufus had joined the worst department on the ship...nay the fleet
d- Jay had still not returned his bike
e - Rufus was working with Cerebrum
To help allay his troubled mind...and because he was bored(crime on the ship had been at a all time low, even since MP's sugeestion of the "maim them on sight" had taken effect), he decided to start tinkering with one of the Archivers object he grapped on his last jaunt into their future.
The stupid thing was he was using parts from the Time Fridge.*
MP was helping by trying to cheer him up by showing him what Dean and Jay were doing with Cerebrums light bee and projection unit.
"heheh..thats cool...hand me the widget would you? The blue one"
This was when Phil's 6th worst thing to happen to him this week happened..
MP handed him the red one.
Phil, being distracted by an mage of Cerebrum doing the macarena instred the widget into the gun he was building...
"Nice...now for a small test run..."
The resulting explosion shook the ship..which was odd because no damage was done...
**20 mins later, after Phil was woken up by MP trying to give him the kiss of life **
"oooh bugger...here midget...why you the same size as me..."
"eee"
"Your're right...i;m now...why are my clothes so big...why am i talking in a high pitched voice...."
MP simply handed phil a small mirror.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The 6th worst thing...Phil now was about 8 years old...
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*=See a VERY old storyline for info about the time fridge