RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Benny Holo Show

 
Cerebrum walked into a wall. And again. And again. And
again.
"It's just like Benny Hill!" said Jay, convulsing
on the floor.
"Only cleaner" pointed out Dean.
"Not for long." said Jay, "give us the
remote!"
 
Jay tapped in a command Dean watched
Cerebrum’s reaction on the monitor.
“EWWWWWW JAY THAT IS SICK!” he
retched “Seriously, that is something no-one should ever have to see,
certainly far too disgusting to write in a post for a family sim!”
“What?” Jay asked
“Dunno why I said that…”
Dean said.
“Enough playing…” Jay
said “Remember we’re doing this for a reason, Holly, upload program
FeBuggure3alpha into Cerebrums matrix..”
“FeBuggure3alpha?!” Dean asked

“Yeh I had Phil write it for me….”
Dean watched the monitor, the upload bar
flashed 100% so Jay double clicked the exe. Icon. A maple leaf image loaded and
flipped over.
The screen read “FeBuggure industries
present’s ‘New Leaf 1.0’  Then promptly crashed the PC.
“DAMN WINDOWS!” Jay cursed,
rebooted and reloaded ‘New Leaf;
“So what doe’s it do?!”  Dean
asked
“You’ll see….” Jay
advised.
 
Dean watched carefully, Cerebrums default
image returned and he shook his head, and continued on his journey.
“He’s back to normal!”
Dean said
“WAIT!”
Dean looked again, there WAS something
different, Patrick, was smiling. He reached deep into his pockets and pulled
out his wallet, forcing the pouch stuffed full of ill-gotten gains through the
tight fabric of his trouser pocket, he opened it, and took a handful of cash. “hmm..”
he said “I wonder if there’s a worthy cause I could donate this too….”
 
“Jay” said Dean “You’re
a genius…”
 
  
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Holo Show
 

“Perfect..” said Jay
“Do it”

Dean sniggered, and typed in a
command into the laptop they had hooked up to the holo-remote.

Somewhere else on the ship Cerebrum
walked along the endless corridors, blissfully unawares that he was now wearing
a peephole bra, suspenders and crotchless panties

<END SNIP>

"So," said Dean as they
watched on the security cameras. "Is there anything we can't do with this
thing?"

"Umm..." said Jay,
"let me have a go?"

"Sure."

Dean passed the equipment to Jay, and Jay rubbed his hands in glee.
"Right, watch this."

Dean watched on the camera as Jay
typed in the command.

"That, my friend" said
Dean, "is but pure comedy."

Cerebrum had been transformed into a
naked state, with but a fig leaf suspended over the area and a 'Kiss me Quick'
hat on."

"Ooooh! Can I have a go?"
asked Dean, eagerly

"Aye, alright." said Jay,
returning the control.

"Watch."

Jay did.

Cerebrum walked into a wall. And
again. And again. And again.

"It's just like Benny
Hill!" said Jay, convulsing on the floor.

"Only cleaner" pointed out
Dean.

"Not for long." said Jay,
"give us the remote!"

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