RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Niples \"Lawrence Llywelln Bowen?\"

Kara entered Parrot's and found herself in a completely new place. "What the
bloody hell has gone on here?!" She exclaimed.
(Short and sweet.)
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>From: "Onion" <theonion770@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Niples "Lawrence Llywelln Bowen?"
>Date: Thu, 25 Mar 2004 19:53:47 -0000
>
><snip>
>Parrott's was transformed. It looked like Lawrence Llywelln Bowin
>(The Poofy Guy with Long Hair From Changing Rooms), had spent the
>weekend there. There was a table sat in the middle of the room set
>for two, candles, drapes and flowers were arranged around the table
>and on most of the walls. Seductive music was playing in the
>background. Dante had rushed off and was now back in his tuxedo that
>he had worn on valentines. Dante gave the ambassador a big friendly
>hug to say thank you almost killing the poor man. Now all that was
>left was to wait for Aurora.
><end snip>
>
>
>Where: Parrotts Bar / temporary posh restaurant
>When: a few days ago
>Who: Seymour, Dante, Aurora and Efof
>
>The evening seemed to be going well for Dante and Aurora, Seymour
>smiled a mushy grin as he watched the couple. His own dreams of
>romance ended when Dante clicked his fingers at him for some
>waitering service.
>"What do you think I am?!" Muttered Niples "I'm a ROYAL Ambassador!"
>
>Dante gave him a pleading look, then a look as if to show exactly
>how hard he could flatten a royal ambassador.
>
>Seymour sighed and then collared Efof who had just turned up for his
>bar shift. "Table 1 needs serving." He said quickly to the alien
>before scooting off into the kitchen.
>Efof sighed and sulkily served the couple all night.
>
>When the date had ended, Dante and Aurora exited Parrotts, and
>squeezed through the rowdy crowd that had gathered outside.
>
>"Good God Efof!" said Seymour noticing the crowd, "There is a bunch
>of ruffians outside, you don't think… they want to come in do you?"
>Efof glanced through the window "I guess so, they're chanting `beer,
>beer, beer!'"
>"We can't let them in yet, they'll ruin the décor! Hold them off for
>a few minutes while I remove the flower arrangements- they'll look
>splendid in my dining area!"
>
>"Okay" Said Efof grabbing the baseball bat from behind the bar.
>"No, no, no! Not like that, just… keep them talking."
>
>Efof opened the door to address the crowd "Ladies and gentlehuman
>things, we're not quite ready for opening at the minute… can you…
>arghh!"
>Efof was pushed backwards as the crowd of alcoholics barged in.
>
>"Nooooo, they're treading on my 18th century Turkish rug…..!"
>Seymour whined and tried to rescue the flower arrangements. "Excuse
>me, you can't put your cigarettes ends in these vases you ruffian!"
>Seymour snatched a set of flowers away. "And keep your grubby hands
>off those plates, they're porcelain…. Oh my, I recognise you, you're
>the tramp who sits outside the cash machine next to Marks &
>Spencers!"
>"Erm… I think you're confusing me mate, I'm a supervising technician
>down on E deck…"
>"Get away from me you commoner!" Seymour panicked and ran for his
>life with the vase.
>
>
><OOC- short and sweet! And utterly pointless of course but I wanted
>to post something!>
>
>
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