Benny Holo Show

“Perfect..” said Jay “Do it”
Dean sniggered, and typed in a command into the laptop they had hooked up to the holo-remote.
Somewhere else on the ship Cerebrum walked along the endless corridors, blissfully unawares that he was now wearing a peephole bra, suspenders and crotchless panties
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"So," said Dean as they watched on the security cameras. "Is there anything we can't do with this thing?"
"Umm..." said Jay, "let me have a go?"
"Sure."
Dean passed the equipment to Jay, and Jay rubbed his hands in glee. "Right, watch this."
Dean watched on the camera as Jay typed in the command.
"That, my friend" said Dean, "is but pure comedy."
Cerebrum had been transformed into a naked state, with but a fig leaf suspended over the area and a 'Kiss me Quick' hat on."
"Ooooh! Can I have a go?" asked Dean, eagerly
"Aye, alright." said Jay, returning the control.
"Watch."
Jay did.
Cerebrum walked into a wall. And again. And again. And again.
"It's just like Benny Hill!" said Jay, convulsing on the floor.
"Only cleaner" pointed out Dean.
"Not for long." said Jay, "give us the remote!"
 
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Dean "Oooooh!" Thomas