The Great Escape

Posted on behalf of Phil - Yahoo's been bouncing his e-mails (it bounced
mine for a while too) - Chris
Who : Phil, Amber(recoverd) Keats, Dean , MP, Tara and Jay...oh yes and
Rufus as well, with a special mention to Cerebrum
Where : Phil's and Tara's apartment
When : After all the stuff is going on
Phil sat in the main room playing Deathbastard against Keats, who being shit
scared of Phil was letting him win.
Jay and Dean were playing a small game of pool, whilst Tara and Alota awere
having a natter, whilst amber was using the bathroom.
"Phil..." cried Jay..."Not that i'm being ungratful or anything and
nodeanyouCANT take that shot again...but whats happening with the food..."
"Ahh Rufus and MP are brining it..."
There was a stunned silence from the apartment.
"Er Darling..." This was Tara speaking now..."You do rember what happened
last time MP did any cooking? You Went Blind, Jay couldnt walk and Dean had
to redcorate the inside of the Raven after he farted and almost blew himself
inside out?"
"Dont worry..Rufus is YES YES I WIN AGAIN WHO'S THE DADDY"
"Pardon?"
"Saorry dear just beating Keats here at another game...Remind me again why
you are here?"
"Well erm....." Said Keats, starting to gibber.
{{hahah thought Phil...he thinks i dont know about him and amber
dating...lets see how long i can string this out}}
Keats was spared a attack of Phil's vicsous streak when the day was save by
a midget(and Rufus) with what looked like very expensive food..Real
food..Not stuff he cooked himself.
"Foods here!"
**30 mins belly filled minutes latr**
Everyone present agreed the dinner was fine..Except Keats who Phil had
seated tween him and Amber and was almost wetting self trying not to laugh
at Keats discomfort.
The dinner was upereb...The kebabs were fine...the lobster was fine...Even
the lager was chilled to a fine temperature.
"Right...thats it young man...you dont normally do this kind of thing..What
gives..*belch*
"I've switched departments Dad.."
"Oh yeah i heard about that..What department you working in now
Noavigation?" Said Jay
"Nah they got no money lft now...hahah"
"Phil shut your kid up or i will..*twack*" Alot decided thaat her husband
had been talking to much so gave him the universla signal to shut up...She
hit him.
"Security?" asked Phil eye gleaming at the thought of another Febugure in
his department..Which reminded him he needed to do a dpertament review soon.
"Nah dad...you know i'm not into blowing things like you.."
"Is it medical dear" asked Tara
"Nah..."
"Well what is it?"
"I'm working in the same department as Cerebrum..Why's dad fainted?"
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