RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Bits of Paper, a light switch and a cunning plan...

“lets make this quick…Alota
and I are having dinner at Phil’s tonight” Jay whispered as he and
Jay snuck into the holo-simulation suite.
“What do we need?!”
“Just the remote link to the holo-projector”

Jay pulled a torch from his pocket and
flashed it around the room. “I don’t see it!”
“Why didn’t you ask someone
where it was before we came in here?!” Dean asked
“Same reason were sneaking in here
instead of getting the proper authorisation! Because we don’t want
Cerebrum hearing about it through the grapevine!” Jay said “If one
of his friends heard what we were planning they’d tell him!”
“Think about what you just said”
“What about it?!”
“ITS CEREBRUM! HE HAS NO FRIENDS!!”
“Good point HOLLY!” Jay
shouted, switching on the main lights “Wheres the remote for the holo-projector?”
“Why? What do ya want it for?! Not
up to anything sinister I hope?”
“Just gonna torment Doctor Cerebrum to
try and send him to the brink of suicide”
“Oh good, its over there”
“SCORE!” Dean yelled, picking
up the remote and tossing it to Jay. “Now what?”
“Now we have fun, lets take this to
my office!”
 
<tag Dean or Phil, dunno what you got
planned Phildo!>
 
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Paper, a light switch and a cunning plan...
 

“But..surely letting ships on
means they pay us boarding tax we can let em land and never take off til we
make profit again!?”

“You really want Cerebrum
getting more than he’s already getting?!”

“Good point….”

Keats suddenly turned his head away
from Amber

“Sorry…what?!” he
asked

<END SNIP>

"Never mind Keats." said
Dean, "Jay... what are we going to do?"

"Come through here." Jay
gestured into his office, they went in and shut the door.

"Right, I take it we're here to
think up a cunning plan, otherwise I'm going to have to tell Alota..."

"Dean!" said Jay,
"That's horrible man!" He balked at the thought. "Anyway, we're
here for a plan yes."

"Excellent."

Silence fell
upon the room.

"Well, what is it?"

"Well, that's the problem, we
haven't got one."

"Now that's a problem."

"I know, that's why I said
'that's the problem'"

"Ah! Now that's clever."
said Dean, "Well, what are the options?"

"I dunno" said Jay

"Well, either we steal
it..."

"It's electronic, hard to
do."

"...or... well, actually,
that's me out of ideas." admitted Dean. "Oooh! We could concoct
a cunning plan that means we blackmail him into giving it back to us."

"I like it!" said Jay,
"Family?"

"None."

"Friends?"

"None."

"Pet?"

"None."

"Smeg."

"Head... sorry, that became a
game of word association." said Dean.

Jay buried his head in his hands,
they weren't getting anywhere. Then the light suddenly shone brightly.

"DEAN! Turn it off!"

"Sorry."

"Hang on, light."

"Yes Jay, it's a desk-light.
You turn it on, you turn it off. You can actually, if you're bored, make little
shapes out of paper and put them in front of the light thus making
shadows..."

"Dean. Cerebrum is a hologram
right?"

"Yes. He is.

"Well, let's do the modern
version of your bits of paper idea. We go to the Hologram Simulation Suite,
and, well, have some fun!"

"I like it....just one
question."

"Sure, what Deano?"

"We got time to grab a
toastie?"

"What a stupid question!"
said Jay, exasperated. "Of course we do."

Dean "A cunning plan modelled
on bits of paper" Thomas

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