Major Harris

Blue Dwarf
Engineering
Harris' route from the cargo decks had taken him to engineering. On the way there he saw that pink jumping tree that he had heard reports about, behind it was being dragged several security officers. Then there was that security officer with the chainsaw chasing after it until he had tripped over and saw last seen heading down a corridor at 200 RPS.
"Bugrit."
"Quack."
"Haaargghh…gak!"
"Go away!" Harris yelled at the beggars refused to stop following.
In engineering Harris came across the headless remains of a midget and Captain Cannon tied up with pink shoelaces and what Harris throught was, 'Where did the pick shoelaces come from?'
"Kill they all!" Cannon shouted.
Cannon's finally snapped, Harris throught to himself.
"Jackson." Harris called over the internal com.
"Yes, Major Harris sir?" Jackson replied over the com.
"Report to engineering with a straightjacket." Harris ordered. "The captain needs a visit to rubber cell."
"Yes Major."
Twenty minutes later
Harris watched as Jackson carried away the captain now in a straightjacket over his shoulder. Thankfully Jackson seemed to have avoided becoming affected by the virus going the ship.
Then five minutes later, a running Cannon, still in the straightjacket passed Harris, while he was in the corridor on his way to the promenade. Then Jackson ran passed after the captain, and he in turn was followed by those three beggars, note the duck was holding on as hard as it could to the guy's head it was sat on.
Harris just sighed and shook his head, how did Cannon get away from Jackson and then a female voice Harris knew all too well said from behind him. "Hello Frank."
Harris suddenly was frozen to the spot and the words 'why me' passed through his mind.
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Outside The Blue Lagoon
The real Penny Lloyd watched as Phil had dinner with her hallication double. Then couldn't help but snigger as he stabbed himself with a fork and drew blood.
You've sent too much time around marines, Lloyd throught to herself.
"Lloyd?"
Lloyd looked round to see Donover with a surprised look on his face.
"Aye up Sarge." Lloyd said.
Donover said nothing and then he noticed the second Lloyd in the Blue Lagoon leaving the security sergeant very confused.
"Speak to me." Lloyd told Donover.
"I throught you were... dead." Donover started. "Now..."
"I'll explain the best I can later." Lloyd told Donover. "Now what the hell is going on?"
"A mining team has seemed to brought aboard a virus that makes hallucations read." Donover explained to the best of his understand and then saw something, commented "Ah Hell!" Then ran off.
Lloyd watched as a tall robed figure rode passed on a large white horse. The she just shook her head and started to look for Harris, if anyone was to keep a cool head in a situation like this it would be him.