The Quicky Contents... and instantaneous intoxication

Still in parrotts, jay had just left, Jack sat in his place, waiting
for his assortment of chemicals to arrive. As they did, he placed
his quicky on the table and stuck a large funnel into the top of it.
He bagn to pour, first the pure alcohol he was making with the
chemicals, then the not so pure stuff, but ith flavour. Whiskey was
the main ingredient.
A few minutes of this and the LCD screen was flashing at 70%
capacity, and Jack had run out of chemicals.
Placing the lid on his flask, and disposing of the remains of many
bottles, he began to leave, but noticed the two sulkers at the bar.
"sup? you guys look a bit down... maybe you should try some of this."
he said, holding his Quicky out, the Alcohol meter was reading at 85%
by volume.
Callum took the flask, and took a VERY small sip.
<tag!! aurora, fel free to take some as well :)>