more condimentary medicine and holographic fun

where: in the psychiatric labs
who: jay, jack, tara, keto
when: how the smeg should i know? the clones blew up all the clocks
Jack caughed, then stood back up again
"you know, you're right about the happy sacks thing, but you don't
have int armour!!" Jack laughed at Jay still rubbing his head where
the clump of hair was removed from.
"and what is that sposed to mean?" Jay retorted
"any injuries sustained by the user are medically treated using
suitable medicinal liquids" Jack said, reading off of the label on
his armour suit.
"including groin bashing!" he added.
"ok, the hair isn't being affected, now we need to test skin cells.
Any volunteers?"
"ahh, what the hell, you guys are wimps, i'll do it" Jack said, and
walked to the desk, before sticking his finger half way into it, then
removed it and watched.
----Hollys main computer---------
*holly* watched the holo smith, wondering why it wasn't doing
anything...
"oh yeah, i forgot to turn its personality on!" he said, flicking the
relay involved in this, then decided it needed a gun, and a little
reprogramming.
He removed the smith personality, and instead placed the Criminally
insane persona that Jack had from another dimension. He then
reminded him of the plan to remove the crew of the BD and take over,
then slowly take over the universe... as all evil beings do.
The hologram was given a Hard-Light holographic MP5-A3 (a cool smg)
The hologram took a clip from its belt, and thrust it into the slot,
before smacking down the cocking handle, as you do. A round entered
the breach, ready to be fired. This being then ran out in search of
a real blue dwarf crewmember.
"hey, we've got another way to kill em, another hologram, and i think
i've figured out why Holly is a senile old fool" he said as another
popup appeared, this one was a 'viagra, only $3 a shot' He closed it
and erected a Popup shield. Instantly its blocked count bounced to
4000.
<tag!! don't forget guys, Holly isn't the real holly we know anymore,
he actually does have an IQ of about 1200 P.E. teachers, no offense
to any of you if you are!! and did anyone notice the pun?>