I dont think Nipples is going to like this post.....

Location : Phil's Lab, Science Decks
Time : Just after Penny Left Nipples quarters.
 
Phil was winding his way back to his office(having given the cirrcus midgets the slip) when he bumped, lieteraly, into Penny Lloyd, who was wearing a VERY fine looking dress and a sad frown.
 
"Yo Penny, Whassap?"
 
"Oh. Hi Phil." she said smillling at the guy who had saved her life. "It's just that Commander Nipples was supposed to take me for a meal, but he didn't answer his door and now I'm on my way back to get changed for bed."
 
A part of Phil's brain went "Woopie!!!". Yet another part was thinking things through.
 
"Hold that though a moment my dear," Said Phil, pulling out his palm-pilot 3000 and comms unit.
 
"Saddam. Give me a dinner outfit. Something in black!"
 
"WOULD THAT BE FORMAL OR INFORMAL PHIL?,"spoke Saddam in rather a lucid tone of voice.
 
"Formal please."
 
With that, Phil's shape rippled like a bad dr who tardis effect and he was now wearing a very fetching dinner suit.
 
"Allow me, " He said offering her his arm.
 
"But you don't eat"
 
"I know, but why waste a dress like that."
 
Penny made her mind up very quickly and took Phil's arm.
 
"Well i havn't thanked you for saving me yet"
 
"Oh , I just built the device, it was white wolfs design. You should thank him as well."
 
And with that they walked off to dinner
 

Location : The Blue Lagoon, Fancy resturant, Food deck
Time : Several hours later.
 
"So what's the best bit about being a hologram Phil?" Asked Penny, finishing her fish dinner.
 
"This," said Phil picking up a fork. "I can't feel pain. Watch this."
 
With that, phil slammed the fork down onto his hand.
 
As the fork was was descending, the thought "It's a bloody good job I'm not alive." flashed through Phil's brain. Not a good thought to have whens theres a virus about that makes thoughts realaty.
 
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(wimper)!" sreamed phil
 
Blood was pooring from his hand.
 
"Phil, where's you "H" gone from your head!!!!"
 
This could only mean one thing
 
Phil was Alive!!!!!

Will Phil cope with being alive again(and remove the fork from his hand)
 
What will Nipples do when he finds out about Penny and Phil
 
What ever happened to the circus midgets
 
Why do I keep writing this stuff?
 
You know what to do.....