Efof+Emma "The Morning After"

Who: Efof Yuwan'Kar and Emma Bonney
Where: Emma's Quarters, Blue Dwarf
When: The morning after Valentines night
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The next day, Emma woke with a huge hangover, she hadn't had one
this big since the valentines the year before. She tried to get off
her bunk but something was stopping her. She looked at it. ''What
who left their leg here?'' She took the blanket off her and the leg
to reveal the owner of it. It was Efof. ''Nooooooooooooooooooo'' She
began to panic. She looked at his head and looked away. ''But what
would go where?'' Emma began wailing really loudly. ''AAAGGGHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOO''
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Efof woke up with a start after hearing Emma's cry. "Woah what the
hell happened!" He asked alarmed.
"We… well…." She passed him a hat to cover the genitals on his alien
head up. "..got very very drunk!"
"We did? What was I drinking? My head really hurts!"
"I think we had a few rack of shots each, probably a lot of sambuca
and a hell of a lot of Goldshlager!"
"No, I mean my head really feels weird…." Efof said rubbing his
forehead.
"You also banged it on the wall…." Emma offered.
"No it feels like I… erm… we…" Efof slowly put things together. "We
erm… whats the correct Earth word… did some jiggy?"
Emma laughed a little but her face soon went back to the look of
shock. "Close enough."
Efof looked confused. "But I don't even know how humans… do it, your
…bits are in a funny place!"
He scratched his nose between his legs and a thought came to
him. "Oh my god!" his eyes widened and felt quite embarassed.
Emma's eyes widened too, probably thinking what Efof was thinking.
A moment passed, then Efof spoke first. "…you punched my boss at
Parrotts!"
Emma frowned; it seemed Efof wasn't on the same wavelength after all.
"I might loose my ob, and I'm a good bar-alien too!" he said.
Emma chuckled a little. "Your terrible! You thought last night that
pints glasses are the small shot glasses and champagne actually
comes poured in the bucket with ice!"
"Well on my planet we didn't have alcohol, we drank nectar flavoured
by tropical fruits dried in the sun!" he paused. "…and it never gave
you hangovers as bad as this!"
Emma laid back in the bed while Efof clambered out. "Yeah but our
drinks are better right?"
Efof smiled like an innocent child who has been deeply corrupted by
society. "Of course! Anyway, I do know a bit about human drinks, I
was right about Grolsh Lager coming in bottles wasn't I?"
"No, cos you ordered Goldshlager, not Grolsh Lager you fool! You
shouldn't have forced him to put all that amount in a bottle, no
wonder we feel so ill!"
"Ah…"
There was an awkward silence, which Efof broke by going to the
toilet. He came back after about 10 minutes.
"AHHH!" He yelled in shock. "MY POO IS GREEN!!! WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
Emma covered her head and sighed. "I really didn't' need to know
that, but it looks like we were drinking black vodka too."
<OOC- I hope I'm not alone with this last bit, but I was very
shocked the other day after drinking a lot of black vodka and
visiting the toilet the morning after! Tag Emma!>