Seymour, Alotta+Jay "Ooh Velour"

<snip>
the comm. Beeped on the wall and the panicked face of Alota appeared
on screen.
"Jay! Honey…could you come to the promenade….NOW!?" Jay could
swear he could see a giant teddy bear filling the entire background
of the image.
"Er..yeah.." said Jay and headed for the door "Oh by the way" he
said to Cerebrum and Keto "DON'T FORGET THE FOREPLAY!!!"
<end snip>
Jay made his way up to the Drive Room in the lift and had to fight
past a giant stuffed teddybear, its arms had been ripped off making
it look scarily hideous, and getting stuffing everywhere.
He turned to the Captains Office adjacent to the Drive room and
heard Seymours voice inside say "Don't you like my new robe…" he
stroked the material he was wearing. "Ooh velour!"
Jay tried the door but it was locked. He turned to holly's
screen. "Holly whats with the door?"
"Seymour's put a security override on it, special password
protection from when he was Captain. There's nothing I can do."
--Inside the Captains Office--
Seymour was sprawled out on the desk wearing a sleek velour dressing
gown. "Come one you know you want to feel this material, its very
expensive, it was finely stitched by plebeian virgins who were
whipped by nuns!"
He sat upright and crossed his legs.
"Gah!" Alotta turned away as Seymours gown exposed too much of him.
"Have I not told you how much I admire you as a captain… and a
Woman!" he spouted with a wink.
"I like it when you give orders… you so it in a very…sexual way!" He
said, rubbing his thighs.
Alotta banged on the door. "Help, let me out of here!"
Jay knocked back "Don't worry I'm here, but I cant get the door
open."
"Blow it up!"
"Okay" she heard Jay running off to get something to blow the door
open with.
"Hey Seymour…" Said Alotta.
"Yes my darling!" Seymour raised his eyebrow.
"Come and stand by the door for a bit…"
<sorry its so short, got a lot of work to do today. Tag Jay... fight
fight fight fight!>