RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The love stuff

"<Tag, any girls want to fall in love with me, feel free>"
Hey! you stole my best line! ;)
-----Original Message-----
From: Nathan jones [mailto:Natjonesy@...]
Sent: 09 February 2004 19:31
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The love stuff
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"Mmmm. and no kids right?"
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, He will be lucky if he ever has kids."
"What about his ancestors, can you do a search for a Andrew Xavier
Keto."
"Hang on a min." Holly's face disappeared for a split second. "Well
there is
one,"
"Yea. Who and when?"
"Well, Andy Xavier Keto, 1926, London England. But no relation to our
Keto."
"Cheers any Hol." Dante went back to reading the pad.
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Dante sat on his bed and continued to read the report. Dante saw various
references to himself as advanced life forms, he grinned broadly, and
Charlie as a top of the range reject.
Dante paused and took in a deep breath. "What is that smell? Was that
me?"
Dante shrugged it off and carried on scrolling through the info. Dante
came
to the end of the report. "What that can't be it? There's something
missing.
Dante leapt off the bed landing with a loud thud on the floor, he nigh
on
sprinted across the room. He began rummaging through his locker,
"Where is it, Where is it?" Dante finished searching unsuccessfully. He
slumped on his bed. "Where did I put them?" If you where there, you
would
have heard the hamsters running wildly trying to get Dante to remember.
"The Bus!" It hit him he had left them in his ship; he exited his room
and
began a swift march to the hangers. The smell was still lingering,
"God what is that smell? Holly What is that?"
"Don't look at me mate, I can't smell anything." The bodiless face
appeared
at a monitor, Dante walked over with his vest pulled over his nose.
"Well run a air trace for any odd toxins. And I mean odd to this ship
not
odd to the rest of the human race."
"There are three abnormal gases in the air today."
"And they are?"
"As2NO2 (Arsenic, Nitrogen Oxide), FrO (Francium-monoxide), and O2 (pure
oxygen)."
"Hey how is pure oxygen abnormal?"
"Well on BD we have to create a substitute oxygen." The fact that half
the
corridor was full of nameless crew remembers smooching up against the
walls
was not one of Dante's concerns right now.
"So what about the others?" inquired Dante.
"Well the FrO was something you ate," Dante went rather red, "And the
As2NO2
is a form of love potion."
"Love potion?"
"Yep anyone who inhales the gas will fall uncontrollably in love with
the
first member of the opposite they lay their eyes on."
"Hang on so how come I didn't fall for one of them." Dante pointed at
the
girls which where practicing there sex education with the lads in the
corridor.
"ALL OF YOU TO WORK NOW OR YOU WILL BE IN THE BRIGE FOR A WEEK." The
couples
shivered stood up, and stared at Dante before legging it down the
corridor.
"Well either you are immune to the potion or you just can't fall in love
with someone who is already in love." Said holly staring after the
couples.
"Well back to work," Dante said as he continued the trek to the hangars.
<Tag, any girls want to fall in love with me, feel free>
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