Seymour Niples "Can't get away that easily!"

<OOC- I've not really done much all this storyline so I thought I'd
better do something before it completely finishes! I hope this
doesn't step on anyones toes guys>
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They all tore off out the door towards the exit as fast as they
could go, gratuitously blowing up more of the castle decor and
occupants on the way. They raced down another corridor as McJohn
checked his watch.
"Three minutes ten!"
At that point, they found themselves facing a giant armored mutant
alien killing machine, sort of the like a polymorph, except bigger
and nastier.
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Seymour Niples
The Castle Courtyard
While the Battle went on
The huge beast stomped around the courtyard, Evil-Phil all the time
hiding behind it.
Missile, fireballs, weapons fire and small rocks seemed to fly
around the place at various parties of blue dwarf crew and Plebians.
The ones hitting the beast didn't seem to do much apart from
distract it.
Seymour instinctively looked around for a place to hide. The
battlefield was no place for almost-royalty like himself. He climbed
up a metal runged ladder on an inside wall and found himself on the
top battlements surrounding the courtyard. He stumbled as the beast
seemed to pick up a Blue Dwarf crewmember and slam him directly
through the wall beneath.
He looked around again for a nice cosy place to look down upon the
battle… then it occurred to him. The battlefield had always been the
place for royals, and royals were never known for running away… well
except for Charles II of course.
Seymour thought to himself and looked down at the battle. "Hmmm, I
always have thought Charles II to be my favourite royal." He said,
looking around, running away was indeed a good option. "He always
was so sensible, had a good head on his shoulders… unlike Charles I,
hehehe." He chuckled to himself and wondered why, with his comedy
talent he never considered standup.
"Goddamit, I'm almost royalty, in facy I was once the king! So I'm
going to stand up for the sake of honour!"
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"You've won this one FeBuggure, I would have gotten away with it this
time, if it weren't from you meddling kids!"
With that one of the flying dragon-wraiths swooped from the sky,
grabbing Evil-Phil by the shoulder's lifting him into the sky and
carrying him off into the distance.
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"Bugger!" Seymour said as everything seemed to end very quickly.
The Plebes that EP had been commanding didn't know what to do, they
disbanded and went hope, dropping their arms, not prepared to fight
for a leader who was fleeing.
Seymour looked into the distance as EP ran away.
"Oh such a shame I don't have a ship to follow him with, finish this
once and for all…"
And just to answer his call for help, a Blue Midget vaulted the
Castle embankments, the massive legged robot tripped slightly but
stood tall and proud, then kneeled down to face Seymour.
Efofs head popped out of a small roof hatch.
"Seymour, look what I found! Its one of the Blue Midgets we left
behind when we came here last. I think someone crashed it and left
it."
Seymours eyes widened. The ship seemed to work, it had been given a
bad paint job, and looked like a Plebian had tried to hammer out a
few dents, only succeeding in making it much more dented, but it
worked!
"Efof, jolly good man! Let me in and follow Evil Phil!"
He clambered in the cockpit with the Ffionian.
The Blue Midget clambered through a ruined part of the castle wall
and ran after the Evil-Phil's flying wraith.
"Why are we Chasing Evil Phil?" Said Efof. It looks like we beat
him, stopped his rising army, mission successful I'd say!"
"Oh poor naïve Efof…" Seymour started. Efof looked nonplussed, as he
didn't know what naïve meant.
"Evil-Phil could rise to power again, enslave the Plebes again…" he
looked around at the Plebians they passed, one was trying to tie his
shoelace without bending down. "…and its not as if these people are
going to learn from their own mistakes. He can manipulate them and
probably will, creating a terrorist army, and using the Plebe's
already existing hatred of humans against us."
"But I'm not human, they don't hate me…" Efof said.
The Blue Midget running as fast as it could go, stomped through a
Plebian farmer's field, knocking over a haystack, a barn and
disturbing some cows.
"BLOODY FFIONIAN DRIVER!" The Plebe farmer shouted back.
"Okay, they hate me now."
The running Blue Midget took to the sky and followed Evil Phil's
speck like form in the distance. It wasn't too long before the
wraith came to a stop high on some hillside. The wraith dropped EP
off and flew away, leaving him stood alone looking over the land.
Seymour and Efof's Blue Midget landed beside him. Evil Phil looked
cautious but confident and didn't attempt to run away or even move.
Seymour and Efof jumped out. "Ahhh…. Seymour and… friend" Evil Phil
said in the age old evil madman tone of voice.
"Its not over Mr Febuggure?…errr… Mr.Evil?... Evil Phil" Seymour
said in his formal manner.
Evil Phil laughed. "Haha, I suppose you're going to try to arrest
me? Kill me? Stop me?. Something good? Well welcome to my Secret
base number 2! This is where I retreat to in times of emergency, but
I am just as well equipped here, and have henchmen everywhere!"
"What? Is that your secre base over there -The hole in the ground? I
bet you were going to do a Saddam!"
"No I wasn't!" EP defended. "I have loads of henchmen…. Look! Those
men over there!" He pointed and the two Plebians came over.
"Kill these men!" EP ordered to the two Plebians.
"Erm…. " said one.
"Who are you? Said another."
"I'm EVIL-PHIL, your leader! I enslaved your people, made you work
for me…"
They scratched their heads.
Evil Phil sighed. "Theyr'e humans for god sake, they deserve to die.
You hate humans right?"
"Oh yes, so we do!" Said Plebian 1.
"Yeah we kill all humans, we hate them. We destroy all human ships
that enter our system! NO MERCY!" Said one getting carried away.
"Oh really?" Said Seymour. "Well or ship has been parked in orbit
for days! Look, its that blue star up in the sky."
"Ooh its beautiful…" mused Efof.
"No not that one Efof, the dull rusty blue one next to it."
"Oh…"
The Plebians looked too
"Oh dear, I think someone must have overlooked that!" Said the first
Plebian. "We blame the government!" they said and walked off,
casting nasty glances at Evil Phil.
Seymour folded his arms and grinned. "Loosing your touch? You don't
really have a leg to stand on, soon enough we'll be mining Plebians
moon and be able to harness the magnificence of super powers
anywhere, not just here. So wherever you set up your army of evil,
we'll be ready for you!"
EP grinned. "Not so fast… despite the shock of hearing that the Blue
Dwarf ACTUALLY plans to do mining, I'm afraid I cant let it happen."
He took out a hand held device and pressed a button on it. Then
looked up into the sky. Plebians moon, which normally could be seen
quite visibly during day and night because of its close proximity,
started to glow. A red net of burning plasma started to spiral
around the moon, criss-crossing to cover the entire moon.
"What did he just do?" Efof said tugging on Seymour's cuff.
"I just put a plasma shield around the moon you little nobhead!"
Evil Phil said to Efof, and laughed out loud.
Seymour lunged to grab the controller, but EP dropped it to the
ground and crushed it with his foot.
"The generators are on the inside. Its impossible to turn off now."
EP grinned. "It looks like you won't be doing any mining after all!"
Seymour tried to grab the madman, but he stepped back as something
tunnelled up through the ground. A scorpion robot with a drill nose
erupted from the soil and stood between Seymour and Evil Phil. It
raised its tail as a weapon.
"Remember these robots Seymour?" EP continued. "I heard you had a
slight encounter with them last time you were here, they can fire a
beam that turns normal humans into stupid Plebians….I heard you also
tracked a missile loaded with them to Earth, they destroyed
Buckingham palace and created a fortress in Germany. Which I was
quite amused to hear your crew made a lovely job of destroying,
taking half of Western Germany with it. I bet you were very proud- I
would be!"
Seymour stepped closer to him in anger but the scorpion's tail
started to hum as the laser charged up. Seymour backed off.
"There's an army of these robots also moving in on your friends. I
suggest you get off the planet as soon as possible, or you'll all
become Plebians!"
Seymour sighed. "Come on Efof, we're going!"
Efof whined like a little girl. "But he said it would work on
humans, I'm a Ffionian!" He looked down the hill and saw the farmer
who's barn he just trashed driving towards them in a Land Rover
waving a shotgun.
"Actually I think I'd better be going too. Toodles!" He waved to EP
who just grinned as he watched them take off.
<Tag to anyone, if you want to post something about running away
from the army of Robots, great, if not lets just all get out of here!
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