The last(for now) battle

As Ep sat down thinking names for deans head, his minions were having a major discussion.
 
"You tell him.."
"Feck off you tell him..."
"I will not, can you just imagine it...'er..hello oh great one...but it seems that whilst you were, in your most high and lordy way, thinking up new names for the great head...it seems one of his companions has...removed said head from your unholy prescence and ran away with it. We, who were too busy doing other thing, humbly submit to your judgement whilst the invading army from the blue dwarf get ready to kick us in the nuts..."
 
"Sounds like a good plan," said EP looking up.
 
"Epppp"
 
"indeed..now come here whilst i ro-sham-bo you..."
 
After EP had finished kicking the pleb in the nuts...
 
"And now to war....BTW...wht do you think...reb and black or just plain black?"
 
A high pitched voic from the floor wimpered
 
"ithinkbalckisverynice"
 
"Yes it is isnt it..."
 
"Whyyouaskohlord"
 
"Simple...as you feckless wonders cant handle this...i think it's time for ME to handle things...Sadle sk'd mks..."
 
"What the creature from the swamp of yur-undies" cired the plebs in unision.
 
"Yes thats right...i want sk'd mks from yur-undies.."
 
"eww"
 
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