Death and a giant hamster have a pleasant conversation?

Lt. White Wolf
Outside Phil's lab
I'm sorry, I can't tell you the time, my fur seems to have devoured
my watch!
As the six foot one inch hamster stands up on his hind legs, he
attentively watches as a Pink tree goes jumping down the corridor,
followed by Carrot-man and Celery-man both in security uniform.
"Hmm... Nope. Can't eat any of those vegetables, too much salt!"
muses White Wolf while shaking his head, "Hold On, Something's not
right here!"
He quickly paws himself, and then spins around and re-enters Phils
lab and scrabbles over to the Refridgerator, and opens it, then
removes the mechaniod arm he'd been working on. Walking by Phil and
Major Harris, the huge hamster waves the mechaniod arm in the air
towards them while saying "Darn near almost forgot my arm, See ya
later Gents!"
Back out in the hallway, the overgrown hamster stops to let by a
crewmen whose head was a head of lettuce. Quirking up an eyebrow,
White Wolf follows the crews, and starts to unscrew the cap of his
bottle of Thai Peanut Sauce. Just as he's ready to pour some out on
the crewmen's lettuce head, and door opens nearby and crew woman
who's bosom was a pair of cauliflowers stepped out and walked between
the giant hamster and the crewmen, while she said 'Excuse me.'.
White Wolf stopped, and glanced after the Crew woman for a few
moments, then screws the cap back on the bottle of Thai Peanut Sauce
while muttering "Nope. I shouldn't eat those either. Probably have
been altered genetically and crossed with some nasty cow or
something."
"I beg your Pardon?" says a man with a can of Spam for a head who was
suddenly standing next to the giant hamster. The giant hamster
startles, jumps back, and gives a momentary shiver of disgust before
replying to the Spam-man "Sorry, I'm just having hunger pains,
nevermind!" and
then quickly darts off for the express elevator.
------------------
Lt. White Wolf
Sometime Later in the Promenade
Time? Well, I was just entering the Burger Tzar!
The huge hamster stands at the edge of the mass of marshmallow on the
floor, and seeing the various patrons standing around stuck to it, he
goes "Ooh! A Obstacle course. What A wonderful addition!"
The giant hamster crouchs and the makes a great leap towards the
nearest patron, Katrina. And neatly lands on a chair near her. As the
chair skids by Katrina, He turns and tips an imaginary hat towards
her and says "It's a pleasure to meet you my dear. Be careful, don't
lick that off, it'll give you a bad case of marshmallow mouth." The
six foot one inch hamster crouchs and makes another leap while saying
a parting "Ta ta!"
White Wolf lands squarely on Steev's stomach, who lets out a
slight "whoof!" as the hamster quickly relaunches himself into the
air for a delightful rebound off the ceiling while calling to the
huge eyeball floating near the fan "Hey Oddball! Win any Quake 3
games lately?" then landing next to the cash register in front of a
very attractive looking young lady.
"I've have three salads, extra croutons, and hold the dressing.", the
overgrown hamster giggles for a moment while shaking the bottle of
Thai Peanut Sauce in his left paw, "Sorry about the pun, couldn't
resist. And I've have your Extra, Extra, Extra Large size Orange
drink. Hey, why not make it a gallon size?"
The attractive young lady asks eagerly "Would you like a burger to go
with that?"
White Wolf's head snaps around real within an inch of her face, with
his slightly red glowing eyes bulging out of their eyesockets and
screams in a near insane voice "YOU WANT ME TO EAT MEAT?!? WHAT DO I
LOOK LIKE... A CARNIVORE?!?"
The young ladies voice drops to a whisper, "umm... yeah. Ahh... Their
really good, want to try one?"
White Wolf suddenly strikes a very casual pose, and says "Nah... I'm
a vegetarian, I just want my salads and a drink. I'll put in a good
word with your manager for really trying to push the burgers if you
want. I'll say - 'I almost considered it'"
The young lady hands him his tray ladden with salads and a milk
carton full of orange drink.
The huge hamster grabs it and stands on his two hind legs on the
counter, and waves the mechaniod arm over his head yells "Hey
Thanatos! Mind if I sit over there?" Then he suddenly leaps and lands
on the table next to the pink clad figure of Death.
The overgrown hamster settles in next to him, arranging his salad and
starts pouring his Thai peanut sauce while saying to death "So how's
Mortis? Don't tell me he needs another vacation!"
The pink clad Death turns, "He's doing fine, you really should visit
him more often in the death stables. I see you still haven't got up
to curry yet."
"Nope. But I'm working on it, see? I'm up to Thai!"
"At this rate, you'll miss your appointment with me in year two
billion twenty nine. How can you expect to die by curry if you
proceed so slowly? I suggest you start with something stronger like a
vindaloo."
"Hey, I tried some very mild mock chicken vindaloo last year. I
hurricane farted and got thrown in the brig for indecently exposing
the female command crew by blowing thier skirts up! And you already
know what happened the time before that."
"Yes, Mortis is laughing it up that you had to substitute for him for
a month! Though, I must admit, I did find it quite interesting to see
the faces of the rock bank members I was to collect when I rode up to
them on you. I regret not taking them up on thier offer of putting
the image of Death riding a giant hamster on thier next album cover
in exchange for another year of life for each of them. Mortis would
have loved seeing that."
"Eww, Don't remind me. I still itch when I think of having to wear
that saddle again... having to eat the hay wasn't nearly as bad."
"Mortis is still trying to convince me I should take a vacation and
let you take my place while I'm away. But my restriction still
stands, you have to be able to mimic me in every way, and that
includes eating CURRY!"
"Yeah, I know, you know I don't want to disappoint Mortis, Thanato!
He really wants to to see the look on peoples faces when I pull back
the death cloak and reveal that death is a hamster."
"I think it would be ironic for certain individuals, and that's the
only reason why I'm agreeing to it." Deaths watch beeps, and he
continues while clicking it off "Now, I believe one of my clients is
about to be 'done in' by one of your soon to be clients? Do you wish
to accompany me?"
White Wolf's head snaps up from wolfing down his salad, "You mean you
mean someone's going to die on my shift? I better get moving! Where
is going to happen?"
"In this individuals crew quarters, this way..."
The huge hamster gets up and runs for the door following Death (whose
clad in Pink).
"By the way, what is your clients name?"
Death whips out a clip board and scans it, "Hmmm... Lessee here...
Ah! It says here my client is about to be bludgened to death. And my
clients name is..."
---------------------
Can a hallucinatory Death really kill someone?
And who is it, that's about to die?
Will the Hamster sit idly by while a fellow Blue Dwarfer buys it or
will he do something about it?
Find out in the Next exciting episode of ... the Blue Dwarf!