Brave-garth, and REALLY bad timing...

Painful.... Prose......
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"Oh no, no human is gonna bet me." Dante began firing in every
direction.
Dante paused for breath he was surrounded by Plebes. "Bring it on
monkey
boy." And with that Dante vanished. The plebes charged straight at
the place
where Dante once was. And collided with Him. "Ouch, I guess I can't
teleport
then." Dante resumed his fist swinging.
Meanwhile,
Jack was still counting "53,54,55, his sword was still glowing but
it had a
red tint due to the masses of blood on it. Jack could hear the
distant cries
of those winged beasts again. "The big one's only count as one!"
called
Dante.
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Dante roared out a vicous laugh.
'You can take my Courage, my bravery and my balls, but you can never
take, MY FREEDOM!'
He struck another hapless plebe in the face, it reeled back and
cowerd from the fists.
Jack was having a good time as well, his Lithospheric sword swiping
through layers of enemies at a time.
'Hehe, hey, Dante, these Plebs dont fight back do they!!! ahhhh,
have it some!'
Dante turned his head slightly, and groaned.
'Jack'
'Yes?'
'Those are training dummies, you dummy..'
'Crap! i wonderd why my hay fever was acting up again...'
A pleb made a hopeful swing at Jacks back, it connected and red ooze
flowed down his back, this just made him madder. Jack plante his
sword firmly THROUGH his head, and pushed him off, the sword hummed
in glee.
Then, IT appeared....
The plebs and winged monstrosoties back off, but not before Jack
could kneecap one. A dull thudding was heard through the door the
plebs fled through.
'Come back you woss's!'
Dante ran to the closed door, opend it, and closed it again, before
going white.
'What? What is it? Dante... tell me!! or at least get out of the
way...'
Jack threw the gibbering Dante neatly into a corner, opend the door,
gasped, and closed the door, hoping to stop the advance of whatever
gave these muscular supermen the e-b jeebies.
It didnt help...
The wall caved in, and a large Metal scorpion like creature emerged,
it was some sort of machine, but moved quickly, quicker than a pleb
could make happen....
Jack stood forward, gulped, and charged it.
'DIE YOU SMEGGING METAL MOTHER LOVER!!!!'
He jumped gracefully, his sword throbbing in anticipation.
His sword connected, easily. However, the Edge didnt.
Moments before the sword struck home, the battery powerd edge gave
up. The sword slid off the armour without even damaging the
quicksilver finish.
'Well, lets try it the old fashioned way..KAME!!!!'
Dante ducked.
'HAME!!!'
Jack smiled, Dante found a lump of dummie filling to hide under..
'HAAAA!!!!'
The energy pulse flew gracefully from Jacks palms, it flew
lightspeed at the Scorpion..
'Stitch THIS one jimmy'
Jack commented as it collided.
It didnt have to.
The pulse reflected off the quicksilver, and hit Jack full on in the
stomach.
<tag, this should be interesting SMAndy me old muckker!>