Hes up!!!!

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"Didn't know you cared so much about him!" Tara said
"I don't but if he die's I lose half my crash repair budget!"
"Time to storm the castle!" Phil said, they were already in the
grounds OF the castle but he thought he sounded cool.
The crew began to make their way toward the castle walls. "Hey
buddy.." Jay said kicking McJohn in the rib's "Quit dribbling on my
wife's shoes eh?!"
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McJohn realed from the impact... and rolling up his sleaves he looked
at Jay...
'Why you lil....'
Then he noticed the pips on Jay.
'lil.... ahh... sorry sir... aha...'
He backed away slowly, and flinched at the squealing that suddenly
sprung back up.
'GOOD GOD!! GET HIM OFF!!! AHHHH!!!! WE HAD CHILLI LAST NIGHT!!! IM
GONNA KILL THAT COOK!! why wont anyone listen to me....'
It took the combined pushing, rib kicking and stomach poking of Phil
and Jay a clear minute to roll Jack off Keats, who now resembled a
cardboard cut-out of The fonz.
'Ahh..... i think he broke a rib....'
Tara prodded Keats non to gently. He screamed.
'Nothing a Doc-in-a-box cant handle when we get back, now get up
Crewman!'
Keats obeyed.. as if he had any choice...
'Right, Keats, were storming the fortress, you in?'
Keats shook his head.
'Good! Right, our scanners on The 'Dwarf inform us that the Fortress
has an Energy barrier that seems to be able to screw up our ships,
and only ours, probably due to Tailored ECM and EMP projectors in the
fortress, so, this is gonna be a sortie on foot'
'I think i worked out what my power is Sir'
'And?'
Keats turned away quickly, and mutterd something.
He stood still for a moment, a bight light was observed in the sky,
getting closer...
He jumped out of the way as 'The Endymion' Came landing down on
Fusion Trails where he was standing.
'Almost had him that time...' Mutterd 'The Gun'...
'Keatsy Sense, i premonite danger to me, i think i have the hang of
it now..' Keats declared, as he grabbed 'The Gun' (TM).
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Lets whoop us some ass...