Return of The King...uh huh huh...

Location : Castle Cack-of-Doom
Those present : Dean's Head, EP, EP's minions
When : Afterwards
 
Deans head sat, well if a head can be said to sit..in front of EP.
 
"When i asked you to bring me the brain of their outfit, i'd rather assume you would bring that rather handsome one who looked like me, or their captain...hell even the midget would be okay...BUT HIM!"
 
"What's wrong?" asked Markie DeSade...
 
"Well this man has been know to crash through more drive rooms then a JMC super computer.."
 
"We did bad?"
 
"YES YOU BLOODY WELL DID........gooooood almighty....look just bring forth my bag ofg stuff allright...I'm going to intergate him..."
 
"Bugger" (This was Dean, who not having much in the way of a body was having nightmares allready, having seen what normal Phil could do with two rolls of stickyback plastic and a bottle of ginger beer. He'd not seen the the actual event, but the rumour where that Phil "bite my nads" Mcintrey now went by the name Mother Shubububu and was twice voted "most gibbering wreck")
 
The bag was brought forth...
 
"er...what do you plan to do...? stupid Dean keep mouth shut..."
 
"I plan to lossen your mind and peer into your very soul for the secrets it contains..."
 
"Bugger.."
 
"Yes...you allready said that...please try to be more creative with your expletives please.."
 
"Sorry..wont happen again..."
 
"Good! " and with that EP splashed a bottle into Deans face.
 
"Whats that do?" asked Jokey.
 
"Not a clue...It was pinched from some the one they called Keto when they went looking..."
 
At this point Dean screamed, having known the random effects that Keto's ontiments were to have...having just experinced one.
 
"Well, does it hurt?" asked EP rubbing his hands in atticaption of the pain and tourture of which there was lots to come.
 
"uh huh huh, thankyouverymuch..." replied Dean, who then tried to look at his own mouth and then fell of the table..
 
"Shit...it changed him into Elvis..."
 
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OOC : bloddy typical, i get my thraot infection cleared then geta fecking CHEST infection afterwards...GAH!!!!