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When the last piece vanished in a fit of sparkling neon energy and Highlander-esque lightning effects, John slowly
stood up, expecting to see a good samaritan of some sort who had dug
him out.That was not what he saw.
 
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What he in fact saw was much much worse. A gun toting hostile alien, he
could probably just about cope with, a giant man eating gelf even, but what he
saw staring back at him was in fact Doctor Keto. John Smith didn’t know
who Keto was, he had never met him, or even heard the name before but somehow, and
possibly fuelled by his chronic paranoia he had an overwhelming sense of evil.
Not just evil but EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil… he felt
like he had looked into the eyes of the devil himself. John said nothing, just
whimpered and slipped into unconciousness.
“Doc’” said Jay “What did you do?!”
“Nothing!” Keto said defensively “I put it to just
plain rudeness! I dig him out…”
“You didn’t dig him out…the ‘Midget did something…around
him”
“Dematerialised” Dean pointed out.
“Yeh, that”
“My point is I try to help him and he faints! It’s bad
manners!”
“You didn’t try to help him!” Jay replied “You wanted
to test out another ointment on him! And knowing you charge him for the
service!”
“BOYS! I HATE TO INTERUPPT THIS PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION BUT CAN
WE GET BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND”?! Alota hollered across the street
that the crew now filled
“Good god man..” Keto said looking at Jay “How in god’s
name do you live with that?!” he asked, genuine sympathy for Jay was
something Doctor Keto was not familiar with but it was hard NOT to feel sorry
for the guy when he saw Alota’s fury first hand.
“You should see her in the morning” Jay replied
“WHAT WAS THAT”?!
“Nothing honey”
Jay and Keto left Smith where he lay for now, and walked across to
where Alota stood. She and Phil were standing over
One of the Wraith’s who had failed to escape. “Seem’s
we have to head to a castle outside of the city, somewhere to the north”
Phil said “He’s not saying anymore”
“I’ll get a view from the air and plot a
route” said Jay, he flamed up and took to the air, and came down a few
minutes later. “Ok I got a lay of the land, I can lead us there”
“Let’s go people!” Alota ordered. “And
bring him!” she pointed at Smith
 
 
<TAG!
…dear god it’s awful but hey, Smith’s
gonna meet people! MUHAHAHAHA! By the way good job on the first posts Marcus
and Mike feel free to join the fun down on Plebe!>
 
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[mailto:jprime_starship_captain@...] Sent: 18 January 2004 04:16To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf]
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<snip>The party was somewhat interrupted by the crashing
of a Blue Midget about 100metres away. As the crew got up from
where they had been blown by the shockwave, Jay could be heard above
them all."DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!""Yes?""So, by some miracle, someone else crashed a
ship?""Looks like it. Mine's back over there a
bit." said Dean, and his arm, a few feet away pointed in the correct
direction.<end snip>Who: Everybody at lastWhere: PhebeWhen: Shortly after crashing Blue MidgetThe truly unfortunate entity known as John Smith
awoke to the unpleasant feeling of being crushed by piles of
mangled metal, as well as the equally unpleasant feeling of being
electrocuted (due to his arm inavertantly brushing against a broken power
cable).John moaned and tried to pull himself from the
wreckage of the Blue Midget. He cursed a few times at nothing in
particular. When he got bored with that he cursed his own stupidity at
choosing a Blue Midget and not something more durable like, say, a
Starbug.Oddly, for every time he cursed, the pile seemed
to become lighter.Oddly, this was because for every time he cursed,
one of the massive bits of Blue Midget dematerialized and
rematerialized in an entirely different part of the universe.When the last piece vanished in a fit of sparkling
neon energy and Highlander-esque lightning effects, John slowly
stood up, expecting to see a good samaritan of some sort who had dug
him out.That was not what he saw.JMC's 
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