RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Niples \"Atacked!\"

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"Do you think we should help him?" Said Seymour.The Plebian snarled and waved his weapon at them
while looking up rather pathetically
from the ground."What do you think?!" said Jay
sarcastically. They made a very slow flee by comfortably ambling on foot.
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“Well that was worthwhile” Alota shrugged
“Shame..” said Phil “I was hoping to do
something useful with my powers”
“Don’t you need to have something to throw to
use your power?” Seymour said “I
thought you got one of those terribly common power’s that can’t work
without outside help?, rather like those lazy people who go to job centres”
“What as opposed to you’re hoighty-toighty wind
problem” Phil said in response  “Oh, one appears to have eaten
some rather rich caviar” he said mockingly, “One seems to have lost
all control of one’s bowels!”
“I blow mighty powerfully with my mouth and you jolly
well know it!” Seymour said, insulted by
Phil’s insolence
“I’ll bet you do…” said Jay “But
how would Phil know about this?”
“He witnessed me performing my talent earlier!”
“That’s good blackmail material that is mate!”
 Jay said trying to keep a straight face, “Seymour perhaps you
can share some tip’s with Alota!”
Even Alota was chuckling at Seymour’s ‘self
stitch-up’
“Whatever do you mean?”
“Figure it out!” Phil said.
“Why do you suppose these guy’s wanted us dead?”
Alota asked, “Anyone got an idea”
“Well…they have a hatred of humans don’t they,
after what we did to them” Jay said
“Yes” Phil added “But do you really think
the Plebe’s would be intelligent enough to know to mount a horse, and
come after us, specifically. They seem to have a whole legion of these Wraiths,
at least that’s how it looks, last time we came here they could barely
tell us from themselves! And they never managed to work this efficiently”
he looked at the crumpled heap of Plebe’s on the floor, struggling to get
up, not able to work out who’s foot was who’s “Even THAT’S
impressive for them.  I suspect foul play from an outside source!”
He pointed his finger the air as he said this, and pulled
out a pipe from nowhere and bit down on it.
“But who?!” asked Jay
“How should I bloody know? I’m not a smegging
mind reader”
“Do we have any crew members that have BECOME
mind-readers? Remember last time Cerebrum was a telepath?” Alota asked
“Yes but last time he wasn’t a hologram, I doubt
the radiation would effect him, beside’s we all have different powers
this time round anyway” Phil replied. “No-one’s come forward
with anything similar this time, nearest we’ve got is a guy on the Promenade
who tells you your age for a quid”
“Well I guess for now we stick to the mission at hand”
“HEY!!!!” piped Seymour, picking up
on what was said.
 
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