Niples "Atacked!"

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"Those are $£200 Oakley's don't; break `em!"
"Please….you bought them outta that guy's briefcase in Time's Square
when we went to New York!"
"No…YOUR'S I bought there mine are originals.."
"Oh and I suppose you got my wedding ring in a Christmas cracker?!"
"No…the wedding ring was the reason I could only AFFORD the fake
Oakley's…"
"Marks and Spencers crackers?" Phil said
"Phil you're not helping"
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Seymour turned his nose up in a rude snort. "Pfft, Marks and
Spencers… so common!"
"Oh yeah?!" Phil heard Seymours snide comment and got a card out of
his wallet. "I'm a Gold star special shopper card holder!"
Seymour got a card out of his wallet. "Oh yeah, I'm a gold card
owner of Harrods Mars store, the one made entirely out of gold. They
only award this card after a level 4 financial check."
"Oh yeah so am I!" Phil whipped his Harrodds card out too, Seymour
was stunned but didn't give up. "Mine is extra special, it has a
silver edge, only 8 people in the world can have an account like
this!"
While they quarrelled, a distant shout of "Chaaaaarge" could be
heard. Hoof steps could be heard getting closer as the wraiths
closed in. Suddenly, a flash from Seymour's triple platinum gold
card blinded the lead horseman and his ding bat and they stumbled
over a log. The horse behind ploughed into the back of them and also
stumbled and fell over the top of it, the rider fell forward and was
slightly trampled by the next horse who also fell.
The group of Blue Dwarf crew turned and noticed the stumbling
villains. One fell off his horse and rolled right in front of him
There was an awkward silence as the Plebians tried to get up. "Hello
there…" Said the Ambassador. "Can we help you at all?"
"Yes you can help, you can PREPARE TO DIE!!!" shouted the lead
horseman dramatically waving a sword in the air whilst still on the
ground struggling to get his leg free of some vines. The crewmembers
stood and watched him in an awkward silence.
"Do you think we should help him?" Said Seymour.
The Plebian snarled and waved his weapon at them while looking up
rather pathetically from the ground.
"What do you think?!" said Jay sarcastically. They made a very slow
flee by comfortably ambling on foot.
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