If looks could kill

“Nothing” said Jay as the flame’s
surrounding his body vanished and he landed back safely on the ground, Next to
Alota and Phil (and anyone else who joined their party and hasn’t posted
about it yet, hint hint..)
“You’re supposed to be the navigation officer”
said Alota “Yet you can’t find the way?”
“WOULD HELP IF I KNEW WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR!!!”
said Jay raising his voice, always a mistake
“We need to find someone who can authorise us to mine
this planet, based on our history with the Plebe’s command don’t want
us to just help ourselves!”
“What?! And you expect him to have a sign saying “I
can do it!”, for god’s sake I can tell you which way is north by
looking at your teeth, I can extrapolate our exact position just by looking at what
colour the space dust is, but there’s no training that can tell me how to
find someone when we don’t know who he is!”
“Or her” Alota added.
Phil decided it was time to say something “Surely we
want to head to the government buildings? Parliament or whatever they call it
here?”
“Good thinking” Alota said “Jay think you
could handle that?!”
“THINK YOU COULD STOP NAGGING?!” Jay said, his
temper had gotten as fiery as his skin.
Alota didn’t take too kindly to this, and gave Jay ‘the
look’
“Heh, that’s scarier than Tara’s!”
Phil said “Jesus Jay if looks could kill you’d have been dead
months ago!”
It was at this point Alota’s power decided to make itself
known.  A red glow began to form from her eyes, followed by an incredible blast
of energy. Jay and Phil threw themselves to the ground, just as the beam
skimmed over their heads, and blew up a car across the street, and continued to
burn own the road. “HEY!” said Jay “That was a mustang, you
destroyed a classic!”
“Alota! Stop it you’re gonna kill someone!”
Phil shouted
“I..I can’t! It won’t stop!!”
“CLOSE YOUR EYES!” Jay yelled Alota did so, and
the beam stopped. “I can’t keep my eyes closed all the time!”
she said, panicking.
“Here, put these on..” Jay said, fishing his
sunglasses from the pocket of his fire-proof suit. He placed them on Alota’s
face, and backed off slowly. “Look straight up, then if it doesn’t
work you won’t hurt anyone..” she looked straight up and slowly opened
her eyes. The sunglasses stopped the beam, but the beam was still trying to fire,
there was still a glow coming from her eyes. “Those are $£200 Oakley’s
don’t; break ‘em!”
“Please….you bought them outta that guy’s
briefcase in Time’s Square when we went to New York!”
“No…YOUR’S I bought there mine are
originals..”
“Oh and I suppose you got my wedding ring in a Christmas
cracker?!”
“No…the wedding ring was the reason I could only
AFFORD the fake Oakley’s…”
“Marks and Spencers crackers?” Phil said
“Phil you’re not helping”
 

 

 
“The FeBuggure….is herrreee my preciousssss”
rasped the voice of the pad wraith, watching from the top of the building across
the street from the group. Little did they know they had been watched ever
since they entered the city. “Prepare…to attack!”
 
 
<tag guys, Phil you know more about what’s
happening than me!?   

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