We wantsssss ....""Bugger

Who : Jockey strap and the other Pad wraith on the dingbats
The Pad wraiths rode close to the city...It was ther misfortune then that
then run into some plebian natives who were more thick the a love child of a
vliggae idoit and his sheep.
Basically...They were lost.
"You'''ss'' *cough* sod this...this cough is getting on my tits...."
"You allright there Markie?" asked Jockey, reaing back on the ding-bat*
"Look call me DeSade...okie?" said Desade
"Sure...but do YOU want to tell HIM that well let that chap get away? And
let him and his freinds nick all our minerals...DO YOU?"
"I'd rather remove my skin with a cheese crater whilst having a bath of salt
then do that.."
"Good..Ermmm exucse me old chap" started Jockey, asking the plebian who was
trying to decide if it was best to laugh or crap his pants. He decided on
both, just to be safe.
"Yes my...hmmpph(oh dear)...how can i help?" he began...
"We wnats....Febuggure!"
"You want me to bugger you? Well I dont think i'm your type, but, only If
i'm on top okay?" the man started to undo his smelly trousers.
"NO NO NO...PUT THEM BACK ON...We're looking for a febuggure.."
"You want to see some buggering? Well okay...HAROLD.(he called out to his
mate)..THESE CHAPS WANT TO SEE SOME MAN-ON-MAN ACTION.."
"No you silly ...look...We..and listen carefully before i remove you skull
and play the bongo on your brain...where...is the guy who looks like The
bloke who lives in the castle up there", he said pointing in the general
direction of EP castle.
"Well he lives in the castle..."
Jcokey slid of his horse and began to weep...the others didnt know where to
put their cowls.
"Or that big city overe there..." Jockey was now gibbering.....
<<tag>>
OOc : I'm working on my Pc for the next few days with some MAJOR upgrades..I
might not be able to get online for a few days
*=A Ding-bat, it should be pointed out, is not in fact a bat...but more of
a stupid horse...
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