Smith

John Smith materialized suddenly on the floor the drive room. He had
no idea how he had gotten there, but was certain he would find out
who it was and ensure he got what was coming to him.
John looked up at the puzzled disembodied face of a middle-aged
balding man hovering above him. If the face looked puzzled, John
looked like a box full of puzzles. Big, huge, 1000 piece ones only
senior citizens living on morphine IV ever seem to be able to finish.
John was puzzled because he had never seem a disembodied face of a
middle-aged balding man hovering above him before.
Holly (although John had no idea this was his name) was puzzled
because, as ships computer, he was expected to know were crewmembers
were at all times.
He quickly dismissed this thought because it was quite apparent the
man had just materialized, and since Holly couldn't recognise him
from crew rosters, he could not possible be from the mining ship Blue
Dwarf.
Another troubling thought came into Holly's anciently clowded
mind:Maybe this man IS a crewmember, but I can't remember him because
im a few bits short of a gigabyte, memory speaking.
"Um... Hi dude...Im Holly..."
John stared up at Holly.
Holly stared back.
John fainted.
Holly didn't.