RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: A cunning plan on plebe

Ooc   : Dont you just hate the flu , espicaly when you cough up this stuff that looks like <edit>
 Deans screams faded into the distance as everyone watched his head fly away, his newly liberated limbs twitched on the ground."Oh dear, awfully sorry old boy!" Seymour apologised to Deans leg.-end snip-
 
"Phil..." said Alota to Phil
 
"Yes oh great leader?"
 
"I dont suppose youd consider being captain again for a short while would you...I think that i am starting to go quite quite mad..."
 
Suddenly Jay was laughing....and So was Seymour...and Dante...and Then Alota started...
 
Finaly Phil saw what was going on.
 
MP had picked up Dean's head and was doing "keepie-ups" with it..
 
"STOP HIM NOW PHIL" screamed Dean between bounces
 
"EEEE" 
 
"He said the only other idea that popped into his brain you would NOT like..."
 
"How {bounce} can {bounce} it be { bounce bounce } then this?"
 
"Remeber who you are talking about Dean old buddy" Said Jay, lighting a Cigar for Phil with his finger.
 
"Ohh"
 
** Meanwhile, back in Cack-of-Doom **
Phil(in case you'd hadnt guessed by now it's EP aka Evil Phil who's died and come back about as many times as normal Phil has) was worried.
 
"So you say he was only 3 foot tall?"
 
" Yes my lord...and he spoke in a curious accent..." said Scared Pleb #2 (Number 1 having been flushed down the chemical toilet - head first)
 
"What did he say?"
"I belive it was  EEEEEEEE?"
 
"Damm it...Okey Send out....THE NINE!"
 
As if on cue (number 3 working the sound effect board) thunder and lighting struck the citadel walls
 
"The nine what my lord?"
 
EP sighed..."you are a complete number two arnt you number two? I mean the NINE...THE Ding Bats!"
 
"NOT THE DING BATS!....er...What are the Ding bats?"
 
EP just grinned
 
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