Ahem, oh, hello bish!

"So...I could sign the form for you, or i could go...one better...but ifyour not intrested I'll just have to tell aloota that you forgot to ask themost qualified person for blowing things up, how to blow up the gate...buthey ho...your loss.."Phil smiled as he walked away..<END SNIP>
Emma saw him and ran upto him, "Phil! Dean aksed me to see you! You and I need to work out how much we need to blow..."
She saw Dean behind Phil, "...but I guess you've already discussed it."
"Well, not exactly." said Dean, "But, furthermore, I've also realised that I can sign the form myself."
"What?" said Phil, whirling round, "How? Only Jay can sign from the pilot's department!"
"Yes, but only Jay Chrysler can sign, and he no longer exists."
"You know too?" said Phil,
"What's going on?" said Emma, plaintively, her eyes flicking between Dean and Phil.
"Thus, I have to sign as 2nd in command..."
"Yes, but you can't sign them for yourself."
"Can I not?"
"Well, no..not according to the rules...I've just made up."
"Well, fair's fair" said Dean, handing over the form to Phil, "sign here please, and then I'll start loading the Raven up with all sorts of goodies whilst you 2 get your heads together to work out actually how much we need."
Phil signed.
"Oh, and I'll also comm. your daughter and tell her's screwed as soon as she sees you."
"Good idea." said Phil, walking over and clearing a space on Jay's desk by sweeping everything on it to the floor. A model of the Phoenix smashed.
"Smeg." said Emma.
"Agreed." said Dean.
"Hello Jay." said Phil, looking over their shoulders at his entering form.
Dean gulped.
 
Dean "Wow, 2 posts in one night" Thomas